JSing Grads turn 21! We've got the Key to the door, cosy wombles and a drawer of dirty spoons.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 21st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 38th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

18 weeks La bloody hell! Where is the time going!?!

We had a session about the importance of 'Self love' at Yoga last night. I was the only one sniggering

Kato, surely the others were sniggering on the inside.

I went to baby massage with Miniwil when she was a baby. They told us we had to ask the baby's permission to massage them... I was a long time waiting for an answer.

Mmmmmmm biscuits.
la is daisy class good? Might look into it. I was clueless when I had DD. I told the midwife 'i think I'm pushing' of course I was pushing I just wasn't sure. I feel as if I want to know what I'm talking about this time

I am also struggling to remember a rippling cervix la. Rotate to dilate you say pops will give that a go!

pops and tee I was all you crazy? when the Doctor told me, I can help but feel that dirty spoons and massages are far more likely to cause the start of things than a bit of belly rubbing! Might have to have magic on full blast when I'm in early labour though, keep accidentally sofa-boogying to the music and sending myself into general abdominal crunch >.<

sniggers kato I also would have struggled to keep a straight face at the self loving, DH couldn't think of anything other than the obvious for what self loving could mean when I read your post out.

wil how bizzare! How is a teeny baby supposed to give you permission for a massage other than by not screaming the house down when you try? I should probably dig out DD's baby massage stuff...

la I already have the bad trumps, mainly at bed time just in time to stink the room out for sleeping in! constipation eased when I stopped doing pessaries up the bum and opted for front entrance instead. much messier though! this pregnancy lark is oh so glam!!

what preggo apps are people using? not against fruit but tempted to tell dh about the rubix cube one. I've installed the baby centre one but it seems a but shit. apparently I should have made an antenatal appt yesterday wtf, I'm "14dpo" today!

18weeks la omfg! I'm 4weeks today I guess?!

We're home! 2 days post CS with the diabetes team saying they're prefectly happy with me. I'm so proud lol. Also not quite sure what to do with her/us lol. At the moment we're topping up with formula as she was officially premature and I'm not making tons of colostrum. Just hope my milk kicks in soon and we can do that!

lil I liked the one born every minute one!

DP is a janner Lil we're going to see his parents! I have the BabyBump app but I wouldn't recommend it.

Sniggering on the inside is what self love is all about....

Hi all, just catching up with you all.

I am glad I am stealing my sister's pram, I don't think I could face the sheer choice out there. It's an icandy and a few years old but in good condition, will need to get a few new bits for it (mattress and umbrella) but other than that it's perfect.

My MIL is obsessing about getting a replacement mattress for the cot at her house. She keeps telling me that she has kept the old one (8 years old) in good condition in a sealed bag blah blah and how it's such a waste to just throw it away.

I think she is going to try to sneak the old one past us....

Great news zyla

They say lots of skin to skin and let baby suck often to stimulate milk production zyla. Good luck.

The baby will not be put down today.

I've got the Ovia one, just because I was using the Ovia fertility app and when I logged my BFP, it sent me a link.

I did a days work today and went home via the shops. This is close to my normal behaviour so that feels good to have done that.

I'm sorry about your friend purple, that's sad.

I'm starting to feel nervous about tomorrow, I know there was a sac and yolk last week and I've had lots of pant snot today, but aaargh!

DH is looking after me well, I think I've only cooked once in the last month! I've got to start eating a bit healthier though, my meals are fine but snacks are my weak point.

Welcome home zyla

pis I've posted on fb to you well I hope it's you I've tagged, so many grads!

thanks zyla I will check the obem one out. I didn't like ovis fertility app stoat, I've been using ff.

not enough food in the house so have sent dh to the shop. my usual go to meals have failed me due to not having a clue whether I can eat some of the ingredients!

hope the scan goes well tomorrow stoat, has the bleeding stopped then? try and take their lack of worry last week as a good sign.

lol at self love obviously weren't any other jsers there if they weren't sniggering!

Told my nearly qualified midwife sister tonight and when I announced that I can eat an extra 300 calories a day she did me a treat injustice by informing me in front of my hubby that actually it's only 200 and I don't need them yet! How rude!

Just ate 4 slices of toast......

haha busted bat!!

what was the dads app?

Pleased to hear you are home zyla. Lots of skin to skin and get baby on boob as much as possible - should be fine then!

batfish I am the same! carbs take the edge off my nausea and I haven't done any exercise due to the bleeding. I have a little pot belly forming. Starbucks didn't have any fruit I wanted earlier - I've gone right off bananas - and I had their Nutella filled cookie. I died.

The last bleed was on Friday lil. This is the longest I've gone but now I've said that there will be more as I've probably jinxed it. Glad DH is looking after you. I'm constantly googling 'can I eat ....when pregnant'.

Might check out the other apps, Ovia is a bit twee.

You can eat most stuff Lil except unpasteurised cheese, too much oily fish or pate. And think you're technically supposed to avoid deli meats but I never did.

yeah, juat read that. I love parma ham. that sucks! dh nearly didn't give me my ready meal because it has pancetta in it and I read about the cured meats as he was bringing it in!

dh just said I have veiny boobs. I'm not imagining it then!

Oh I don't have any nausea to use as an excuse for my greediness stoat - I was starving and it was late (4 hours ahead of UK here) so I just had toast and then practically inhaled it and before I knew it I'd popped another 2 slices in! I've always been a greedy bitch though, love my food!

Ooh lil you have symptoms! I have one veiny boob - the left one!

yep got a few bat, they started Friday. funnily my left is veinier than the right!

Oooh veiny boobs were my first real thing...