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20th JSing GRADS thread - our chat's still filthy, just not in front of the baby...

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LaLa5 · 17/01/2015 17:47

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 20th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 37th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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ZylaB · 26/01/2015 15:55

Fx stoat

KatoPotato · 26/01/2015 16:16

Bren

teejayem · 26/01/2015 16:42

oh stoat bleeding is just shit, although brown is deffo better than bright red (According to the consultant I saw when I had mine).. Gx for you.

I am too suggestible. I'm wfh and I keep thinking about badedas, and how much I want to smell it. Blush We used to have the shower gel at home I seem to remember, they used to do a few different varieties at one point in the 90s.

I really want some now...

Poochieblue · 26/01/2015 16:45

Excuse me for butting in so to speak, i have appeared over here from the JSers fred with an urgent plea.... We felt that as our lil is due for her egg collection tomorrow that it would be nice if she would set up our new fred. She is however, perhaps understandably nervous about doing it so close to the action and would quite like a grad to do it on her behalf. We agreed that would be quite fitting as she has stuck with us for about 2 years now and WILL be heading to you sooner than you can shake a cats tail.

We were hoping one you might have been lurking but i've been brave and come and asked as we only have about 40 posts left till we are homeless.

Would one of you mind taking pity on us and giving us our next home?

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Grin

ChatEnOeuf · 26/01/2015 17:09

Grovelling noted, Pooch I'm around :)

La I used a stretchy from Victoria sling lady, it's good until 5-6m (ish). Then a Mei tai, and a SSC for DH (he didn't like the beautiful design of the MT Wink. We also have a little life explorer for hiking...

ChatEnOeuf · 26/01/2015 17:10

Stoat, bleeding sucks and is terrifying. Well done to your sister for squeezing a scan out of your doc! Sit tight, and you can update us all with the state of your pants if it helps we've all done it

teejayem · 26/01/2015 17:40

Mr Tee driving me to sainsburys so I can inhale bath products. He's shaking his head. This might be a new level of crazy pregnant lady.

KatoPotato · 26/01/2015 17:54

Gx stoaty, nothing worse than waiting about, glad your dsis was able to speak out for you!

Tee, I've just sent DH a photo message of that badegas stuff too!

Rotten night last night, my post nasal drip/irritating cough finally got the better of me and this morning i was a wheezing rasping mess. Went to the doctors and he's put me on a subulatmol inhaler and antibiotics and I've to go back on weds. He's worried it's only on one side and my sputum is frothy. He checked for dvt and my blood O2 levels but after one puff of the inhaler I'm like a new woman!

Cymraes17 · 26/01/2015 18:06

Well we wil have 3 and 1 in our house! Everything was looking good. Have to go back in a couple of weeks, need more views of the back.

Ive been looking into babasling, anyone used one? Need something simple to use, and to be able to sort out the other 3. Apparently its good from birth to 2+.

willywallace · 26/01/2015 18:53

That sounds nasty Kato, feel better soon.

Is it 3 boys you have already Cym?

teejayem · 26/01/2015 19:49

Aw, great news cym! Glad it went well.
kato! That sounds awful :( Glad you've got something to help tho...

I didn't buy the badedas. I just stood sniffing it while Mr tee went to look at hard Liqor. (also pointed out I have far far too many toiletries)

I'll be ordering it tomorrow after he buggers off with work Grin

Purplecircle · 26/01/2015 19:51

My neurotic brother keeps coming out with horror stories. Someone suffocated their baby in a sling because the baby was facing her and airway not clear....he's full of these stories! Scares me half to death with them!

Stoaty I had loads of pain with my mc and bright red blood, hope,that's reassuring to you

Cymraes17 · 26/01/2015 19:56

wil no I have 1 boy and 2 girls. Boy was a bit dissapointed but is happy that he will have a room just for him and that he is mams only little boy. ( he as been telling every one that he's having a little brother as he allready has a little sister Confused )
He will have to ask my DF for tips on handling 3 sisters! He was and still is wonderful with his little sister, so hopefully he will get over the dissapointment quickly.
How is miniwil with microwil? DS could be to loving when DD2 was a young baby!

willywallace · 26/01/2015 20:20

Funny you say that Cym, today she has been intent on cuddling her whilst I'm bf. Not a good end result on my nipple. She also tried to brush her hair. But all in all I'm really pleased with how well she has taken to her.

Purple, tell your brother to wheesht. Awful accidents happen everywhere all the time, don't let him worry you.

laurenamium · 26/01/2015 20:23

Congratulations cym

Hope you're okay stoaty!

DP is being lovely tonight, he went to the gym but knew I was tired so tucked me in with a blanket on the sofa so I could nap while he was out, and he's on making tea as I type Smile

I've had a lovely day, only half day at work and I was feeling really good this afternoon so I spent a few hours grooming the horses and mucking out. I'm paying for it now, got stabby foof pains and I'm really tired...but it was definitely worth it Grin

TheBooMonster · 26/01/2015 21:38

DH bought me chocolate and alcohol free wine, highly suspect he's aiming for some dirty spoons... ever the cynic

yay on having a good day lauren youch on the fanny daggers :S

Pisghetti · 26/01/2015 23:11

I know a few people mentioned an interest in video and movement monitors recently? Asda have the tommee tippee digital video and movement monitor half price (£90 from £180) until the end of January. Not checked out the reviews etc -DP still thinking of some sort of IP system Confused the joys of parenting with a systems engineer!

Pisghetti · 26/01/2015 23:17

Grin Grin

Just read La's filler for the last JS thread. I'm sooo gonna have that song stuck in my head ALL DAY tomorrow! Good job my office mate tomorrow is pretty deaf wave his penis in the air

ZylaB · 27/01/2015 06:48

lil good luck today, hope it all goes well :)

ChatEnOeuf · 27/01/2015 07:07

Morning Viroids. I'm so tired, yet again I couldn't get to sleep for no good reason, and DD was then up for at least an hour between 3 and 4am. Urgh.

Good luck today Lil!

LaLa5 · 27/01/2015 07:17

Morning!

Lil today's the daaaay!

Also you'll be proud of me as I filed my tax return last night. Hell yeah!

You have Mr La to thank for Word Up, I asked him for a tune to finish thread with and that's what he came up with. Could you tell I only know certain lines??!

Cym hooray for another girl! Your wee boy will be v glad when he's at dating age and has his pick of his sisters friends. I'll change stats later and add in your wee girl.

I must get a bottle of this magical bath stuff I've never smelt it and tee is making me curious.

Lauren bless your dp! Jealous at pony grooming, I miss ponies! Dh has promised me I can have another pony when we move back to Scotland after the baby.

I had Daisy class last night. 'Rotate to dilate!' My new mantra in life!! So funny but I enjoyed it and fell asleep. I seem to be getting better at sleeping which is a relief as it was miserable the first 13 weeks.

Got mw today - 16 week appointment. It's starting to get a bit real now!

Has anyone seen indigo recently? Hope she's ok. Stoat how's the bleeding?

As someone said already (purple?) with my mc I had crippling pain and a huge amount of blood. Brown spotting with no pain is meant to be ok.

Good luck lil! gets pom poms out for special occasion

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DulcetMoans · 27/01/2015 07:36

Yay lil, what a day! When are you going in? Hope you will be relaxing the rest of the week.

Great news on the baby girl cymraes, will your other daughters be happy about having another little girl to play with?

Ignore your brother purple, that's just not very supportive! We will all have to get used to horror labour stories im sure but you don't need those sorts of stresses.

Jealous of your tax return success la, although think I'm ready to submit now. Just to click the button! Hope your midwife does the heartbeat today, that's really reassuring. Are you going alone?

Although I don't understand all the medical words, that sounds nasty kato, glad the inhaler helped!

So sorry you're having a stressful stoat. Hopefully a scan can put your mind at rest next week. If your over 6 weeks you should see heartbeat and EPU can give you advice. Like others have said, a MC hurts so no pain and brown blood is hopefully a positive thing. Take it ways where you can!

Fleurchamp · 27/01/2015 07:41

Good luck today lil

And la we don't have mw appts until 18 weeks here everything seems to be two weeks behind.

Lazy daisy sounds good, I must look into it....

laurenamium · 27/01/2015 07:46

Good luck today lil Smile

la I'm really missing riding now, good news on a new horse when you move though! What would you get? Ill hopefully be going to look at a Friesian for my DM in the next fortnight, just waiting on confirmation of the day from the current owner Grin I love horse shopping, ill have to ride it to try it but its advertised as a novice so I'm sure I will be okay!

lildottie · 27/01/2015 07:51

thanks everyone. I'm leaving hone about 8.15 which should get us to hospital at 8.50. have to be there for 9.15 but don't want to risk getting stuck in traffic. feeling a but more nervous now. oh and hungry! bloody nil by mouth. do you think I should take my oestrogen tablet this morning or wait until after?

yay for new horse promises la. I know it won't replace your last one but hopefully will cushion the blow a little.

zyla I assume we are still on no news is good news? hopefully it stays that way tomorrow!

wil I think I'd have gagged her and tied her to the bed at 3am! that'd learn her! lol

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