20th JSing GRADS thread - our chat's still filthy, just not in front of the baby...

[LaLa5]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 20th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 37th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Lauren and Boo, dont worry, its not as bad as when its your 4rth and already have everything for both genders. DC3 rarely gets anything new, and people find it difficult to buy things for birthdays etc because "you have everything a child this age needs". Even though each child has different intrests.

Good luck tomorrow Zyla

79 people?! Wow.

Aw cym that's rubbish for DC3! Not even any birthday presents

DC3 does get some gifts, but usually things for all 3 of them. Managed to have things just for DC3 this christmas by sending lists telling them what all 3 liked and what would make each of them happy, so MIL followed list to the T and They all had something that they can call their own!

Aw that's a lovely idea cym helpful too for people to know- takes the guess work out!

I don't know 79 people to invite either!
I was thinking of an Amazon wishlist, not everything has to be from there.

Spoke to mum today, she's going to buy the pram and she's going to do a day a week free childcare
I thought she would but I'm glad she agreed, she's fab with it. All my nieces and nephews are besotted with her, she's no 3 after mummy and daddy for all of them! She does things the parents ways too so it's a winner all round

good luck tomorrow zyla

boo glad scan went well. 79 people, wow!

essie how bloody dare they suggest you're being dramatic when they haven't got test results back wankers glad you're on the mend again though.

tee you missed a lot of *jizz talk on undergrads the other day! although tonight they are all under sexed and contemplating turkey basters! hope that placenta has got a shifty on up!

my as yet unconceived future children already have a whole host of hand me downs from my mum (from my younger brothers), cousin and sil. still, not having to buy a cot means more to spend on clothes for me for the baby!

I know, it's crazy. It's all "essential family" apparently (they're Turkish Cypriot, so huge families!) I will find it completely overwhelming but dh will be there with me and he's well used to big family gatherings. In any case, I think it's lovely that she's so excited. It does remind me why we had to exclude her from our wedding planning though!

purple that sounds like a brilliant plan. So nice to have family to help out.

Hope all goes well tomorrow zyla

Keeping all my gingers crossed for you Zyla

I'm very lucky with mum but she does drive me mad with her passive aggression occasionally

Woken up by my own nipples! That's a new one. It hurts so much!

That is quite a party mini! Hope she will so it when it's a bit warmer if she wants a BBQ. Bit overwhelming maybe but hopefully fun when you get there. Do you know them all?

Have you got hand me downs in both genders now then lil? Great that they passed it all on. I've been offered nothing so far!

Sad about the second/third babies not getting as much attention but I have heard it said before so must be common. DH youngest brother (of three) barely has any photos of him as a little one, compared to DH anyway.

Good luck today Zyla and Lil!

Morning viroids

Good luck today zyla hope you don't have to get that overnight bag out.

Boo that's lovely scan news, hooray! And you dulcet with heartbeat

I'm getting increasingly nervous about tues mw appointment. Just want to know baby's still alive and well

It's fridaaaaay!

How are minipopz and microwil? Any luck with names or is he still pingu popz?

So tired and grumpy yesterday, finding work pretty stressful at the moment, got 5 big projects to finish before mat leave. But got permission to recruit for my cover so that's something at least

Mini 79 people sounds fun! :) wonder of I could persuade my lot to do a party... I'd love a baby shower but my friends haven't had one so it wouldn't be very fair

Never mind fair la, you want a party? I think you should have one. Maybe they all want to come to a party and can't understand why your friend didn't have one? Public service!

True, mountain, true!

Ok so I'm really angry and I know IABU. We've got house inspection this morning. I spent last night cleaning kitchen, bathroom, all windows, polishing etc. dh as usual for thurs went out drinking after work and came home 3am slightly worse for wear.

He wasn't too bad but enough that I had to nag him to get up this morning to do litter trays so house didn't smell of wee and so he can be ready for the person arriving as I had to leave for work.

8:40 I'm just leaving, person is due from 9am and is always on time. House sparkling, I've run through with the febreeze etc

Dh goes 'I'm just going to toilet' and disappears into toilet with his phone. Which means he's going to be in there for ages and it's going to absolutely reek for when the woman arrives :(

I'm so mad!!!

Why do men do this!?

hah! La I'm sure the menfolk have an inbuilt system for finding the most inopportune moment for doing anything as that sounds exactly like something mrBoo would do!

Oh I know. I know it's totally stupid to be mad but how dare he pong out my fragrant smelling house

Ah yes the post drinking poo.... We have a rule, if it smells, light a match and/ or light a scented candle.

Smell disappears pretty quickly.

it has only taken 10 yrs for mr champ to adhere to this rule

Does that actually work fleur? I'm going to implement this!

Seems to! Something about burning off the methane or is that cows?

Lactulose... is it repulsive..? There is no end to my arse misery at the moment :(
It's funny la Mr Tee is like a ninja pooer. We have lived together for YEARS but I can honestly say have no idea when he poos, apart from occasionally on a saturday morning while the shower is running. It makes me very self conscious, esp when I've got bum-trauma like now...

MrP is like that too - I know if I hear the click of the bolt on the door he's up to no good but I'd never know otherwise.

Argh, bad trouser choice today, have to keep nipping to the loo to sit with them open for a minute as they are cutting me in half. What do you do at this slightly fat but not fat enough for maternity clothes stage? Maternity trousers looks like tents, it's going to be weeks before I fit into those, but in the meantime? I can't breeeeeeeeathe.

Hilarious re ninja poo-ers. Unfortunately DH makes no attempt to conceal his toilet habits, though at least he closes the door unlike his Dad!

La Mr P does that without fail at other people's houses... or in restaurants... always leaving me sat on my own like an ass!! Least the smell isn't in our house though...

PinguPopz is still a nocturnal boob monster! But he's lovely We've registered him now but I'm not convinced we made the right choice....

Lactulose is rank Tee ... but prob nicer than prune juice!!

Essie - you need the hairbobble fastening technique plus long tops. Or embrace the leggings!

Popz did you go with the one you'd told us?

Essie yes hairband trick or a belly band. I just wore stretchy skirts :)