The JS Grads turn 18! We are young, we are free, keep our foofs all tidy! No cigs, alcohol and a lack of JSing... but Nik Naks, Monster Munch and chip butties for all!

[Pisghetti]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 18th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 35th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Name lildottie
Age 29
DCs none. And not really supposed to be here as not upduffed but start ivf in 9 bcps time!

JS Grads

Minion
DC1 (DD!) due Dec 10th (or maybe the 17th!)

DrFunke
DC due Dec 13th

Rpopz
DC1 due Jan 3rd

auberginefrog
DC due early Jan

wilmabedrock
DC2 due Jan 19th

Redshoes56
DC1 due Feb 14th

ZylaB
DC1 (DD!) due March 6th

Pisghetti
DC2 (DD!) due March 16th

TabbyTurmoil
DC1 due April 9th

TheBooMonster
DC2 due April 11th

laurenamium
DC2 (DS!) due April 25th

minimooo
DC1 (DD!) due April 24th

Catsofa
DC1 due April 30th

couldbeanyone
DC2 due April 26th

splodge77
DC2 (DS!) due April 27th

KatoPotato
DC2 due May 16th

BeforeIChangeMyMind
DC2 due May 30th

Callipygian00
DC1 due June 4th

teejayem
DC1 due June 8th

freshstart4us
DC2 due June 9th

WigglyBraddins
DC2 due June 12th

Cymraes
DC4 due June 13th

ChatEnOeuf
DC2 due June 23rd

rm00054
DC1 due June 28th

fattycow
DC1 due July 2nd

DulcetMoans
DC1 due July 9th

Leela
DC1 due July 17th

FleurChamp
DC1 due July 18th

Indigoblue2
DC1 due (August?)

Lovely Graduated Grads:
Juni DD born Oct 20th
cookie DS born Aug 13th
Horace DS born July 24th
Ness DS born Nov 10th
FurryScoob DD born Nov 19th
zenry/something DD born Nov 26th
garybuseysteeth DD born Dec 3rd

Ah shit meant to add Lil to the list with a TBC EDD. Sorry

sorry, wanted to beat la!!

can't believe you lot have beat the jsers to finishing a fred!

min my dn came "on time" by scan dates but 2wks late by sils dates and he had all the signs of being am overdue baby so if your sure on ur dates maybe holding off induction is an option. fx she comes before induction date though.

wil hope tests come back OK and you don't end up in hospital!

la this is why I don't have cats, much as I love them! hope poor thing is OK.

no worries PiS I'm just glad u haven't all kicked me out yet

Really Wil? That seems a bit odd. Perhaps they're doing something else with it... not sure what though!

New Fred already Lets hope we can pop a couple of babies out before this one ends

lauren I've been signed off by docs for weeks and weeks so it's not a huge issue. I'm taking 2015's annual leave in jan, and starting maternity leave at start of February, EDD 6th March (but we know it'll be before!)

As if we'd ever get rid of our tea monkey!

Min DS was overdue by two weeks by scan dates and I was completely unready for labour on my first examination. He didn't look like an overdue baby at all though. Having said that his birth was pretty straightforward following the induction so see how you feel about things as your induction date rolls around (fx you go before then anyway!)

Hope all is ok Wil

wil hope they come back ok!

lil you've got to stay, cos you'll be upduffed v v soon

I've just looked up about lazy daisy, there's a class starting in jan I could go to, lasts 6 weeks I think. What do we all think about them? Really worth it, or not? I'll be pretty big by then and even more so by the end of it, will that cause issues?

Not at all Zyla it's very relaxing. Just breathing and relaxation exercises and some stretching movements. Yoga inspired but not as intense. There's an educational component each week as well... I can't say I learned anything profound that I didn't already know but I am a bit of an infowhore so had done a lot of reading already! It's very much geared up towards natural active birth though... can't remember if you're having a elcs or if you'll have to have an induction and cfm... the techniques will still be useful to you but I'd mention it when you start so they can help you apply these things to your situation.

I only finished my last class last Tuesday and I was 36+3 x

It's not decided exactly what's happening yet popz if I go into labour early I want to try it so it make may me more chilled about it. It's only £54 for the course, so may give it a go. Thanks for the info!

What's cfm? Oh god there's so much I don't know!

Found you

Name: laurenamium
Age:27
DC: DD aged 4 and cooking one baby bok choy apparently. 21 + 5, due 25th April

Continuous foetal monitoring. They usually say you have to stay on the bed if you have it so not necessarily conducive to an active birth. I don't think it has to be that way though.

Ahh thanks popz

I have already been reassured that if I go for induction instead of CS they try their best to let you move around etc. I'm thinking I might go for it, even if I end up with a CS it'll be time before the birth for destressing etc maybe?

Oh man I missed a Fred filling! I was at Christmas lunch!!!

Someone just said I look 5 months preggers not 10 weeks. My bump is stupidly big! No more keeping this a sector it's determined to be seen.

Sorry you feel low wil :(

Min - puuuuuush!

;)

Awww, I've just realised this is probably gonna b my last grads Fred.
Sad face alert.
Sorry didn't start new one, fell asleep..

Who knows about dates really, i just want to know I won't be in hospital chrimbo day.

Though today we have e very twingy bump and she will not keep still, hoping she's gearing up for something haha..

La I'm sure they're talking nonsense.

You don't have to leave you know Min!

Popz it's because I'm allergic to penicillin.

Name: Cymraes
Age:29
DCs: 5yr old, 3 yr old, 22 month old and pg with a 14+5 baby.

Eldest sent home again, suspected scarlett fever this time, no dr until tomorow morning here, but did have a rash when i piked up from school. The joys! At least this isnt dangerous for baby.

I thought that with the 4th that it would be showing by now, but people think i've lost weight and then are in shock when i tell them, have got a bit of a podgy belly but that's it.

Minion good luck for the next few days, she will come in her own sweet time!

Induction isnt that bad, 2nd was induced, pain did come fast but the diamorph took care of that, even though i could feel it i didnt care!

passes decaff tea and decaff coffee around, lays out a plate of and cuts up some for all the lovely upduffed viroids

YES I'm going to be upduffed in 2015!! bring it ooooonnnnnnnn!!!!

Woooohooo Lil, that's going to be the most exciting news ever!

Hope your wee one is better soon Cym, horrible having poorly children.

I am feeling like I have a distinctive bump. Not just bloating but a hard lump by my knicker line. It has just appeared in the last couple of days.
DH has been away since Sunday and will be a bit surprised when he gets home on Saturday I think!

Someone give me a kick up the backside please, I need to finish decorating the tree! It's been partly done for a few days, lights and tinsel on, all I need to do is put baubles on it! I have no oomph at the moment :(