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The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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RPopz · 07/12/2014 19:52

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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RPopz · 08/12/2014 07:15

Get up, wee, run to kitchen for snacks, back to bed. Best of both worlds! Grin

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Leela5 · 08/12/2014 07:22

Did kamikaze wee run, fed cats, back in bed.

Leela5 · 08/12/2014 07:24

Nice work on Fred ending lil! I fell asleep at 9 last night, tree decorating is tiring!

Don't want to go to work. I really need to poo at some point, last time I went was last...thurs? Might have to break out the fybogel :(

Fleurchamp · 08/12/2014 07:28

Urgh. Morning all.

How many hours is it possible for a human to sleep? Sickness yesterday meant I only felt ok when either eating or sleeping. I went to bed at 9pm and I have just been rudely awoken by my alarm. I could sleep all day.

Not sure how I am going to get through a day at work and client meetings Sad

RPopz · 08/12/2014 07:32

Sad Fleur - snacks, water, deep breaths.... Sleep as much as you want. First trim is grim.

In bed with the dog. Debating getting up... Friend from Lazy Daisy who is due the day after me had her baby last night... Faaaark.

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laurenamium · 08/12/2014 07:36

Found you all!

Name:laurenamium
Age: 27
DC: 1 DD (3) and currently cooking a Belgian endive (what is a Belgian endive?!)
Due date: 25th April 2015

I went to the life science centre yesterday with DP and DD as a little treat for DD in the run up to the scan today. I really don't want her to feel pushed out, it was a gorgeous day Grin

Good luck to my scan buddies today!!! It's finally here! What time is everyone's scans? Mines not until 3:20 and we are going out for tea straight after so I won't get back on to update until a bit later Shock

couldbeanyone · 08/12/2014 07:55

Found you all. Good luck min, sounds like could be not far off...

31 cooking a cantaloupe melon due 26 April.

ChatEnOeuf · 08/12/2014 07:57

Bloody hell, two new Freds!
Name: Chat
Age: 33
DCs: DD is 3 going on 15; incubating indestructabean, 11+6 and the size of a very large fig/small lime. So, roughly the size of a 2x4 Duplo brick.

La, you need Mini Cheddars by the bed. Eat those, then do the bathroom run Grin

Min hope things get moving soon.

Belgian endive is chicory. Don't tell them you think they're horrid, they're pretty proud of them. Even if they are not a patch on waffles Blush

Leela5 · 08/12/2014 08:00

Never heard of an endive! Mines a kidney bean - not particularly attractive or appetising. Bring on the grape!

Need to get up...

laurenamium · 08/12/2014 08:04

Grin Chat is this personal experience about the endives?

Pisghetti · 08/12/2014 08:10

At 26 weeks I'm allegedly harbouring a cucumber. FFS.... Hmm

On the upside, my mat leave starts at 36+3 so I've only 9 weeks left in work taking Christmas into account Shock Grin

minimooo · 08/12/2014 08:21

Morning! Good work on the wee dash la! Agree with chat - mini chedders are the way forward,

Morning lauren! Mine's at 10am. Been up a few times in the night worried, but have pulled myself together now. How are you feeling?
And fresh, how's it going? Hope you're ok this morning?
If it's good news at the scan, we're going to go out and look at prams etc so might not update till a bit later in the arvo.

Sorry to hear about the sickness fleur. First trimester is really grim. Hang in there xx
And if it gets really unbearable go to gp for magic anti-sickness pills!

minimooo · 08/12/2014 08:26

Wow pis not long to go till mat leave now! That's so exciting Smile you must be looking forward to not having to travel so much. I don't know where you get the energy, I'm knackered all the time and I work from home!

willywallace · 08/12/2014 08:30

Good luck with all scans today.

Google told me I had a cantaloupe too Could, they can't both be right. Stoopid fruit comparisons.

Typically I have now slept in after being awake half the night.

laurenamium · 08/12/2014 08:31

I'm okay, I keep feeling it kick so that's a good thing. A bit nervous but nothing toooo bad...just don't want to have to wait Grin especially not work Hmm

TheBooMonster · 08/12/2014 08:49

Lol my app says that at 22 weeks baby is 28cm: the size of a magazine, last week was 27cm: the size of a dinner plate (except Mine are 28 and 28.5 not that I'm being pedantic) and next week baby will weigh roughly the equivalent of a pint on milk... No fruit sizing in sight, perhaps this indicates something about the expected eating habits of the ladies who us that app...

cookielove · 08/12/2014 08:59

Hello all.

Name :cookielove
dc: Eli - almost 4 months Shock

He has decided sleeping through is not the done thing and reverted back to waking at 3-4 am!

ChatEnOeuf · 08/12/2014 09:06

Yep, Lauren my French teacher was decidedly chilly when I told her I didn't like chicory. Well have you tried it like this? Yep, still horrid. Today we are doing irregular verbs*

*This may be an exaggeration

RPopz · 08/12/2014 09:19

A cucumber?! Ololol. Hmm

Good luck with scans today ladies! Anyone finding out the flavour?

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rm00054 · 08/12/2014 09:58

Goodness. Between sickness and sleeping I seem to have skipped the last Fred entirely. I'm gonna make more of an effort with this one!
RM
25
DC1 due June 28th (currently a fig)

Had my booking appointment last week, joining the December scan club with my 12 week scan next week. If all goes well we can tell family at Christmas :)

splodge77 · 08/12/2014 09:59

Found y'all

splodge77
DC: one DS who is 4 in Jan
incubating a banana (apparently?!) due on 27th April 15

Good luck scan buddies. Mine's tomorrow at 2:30, suddenly feel all nervous about it. We are finding out the flavour this time. Been feeling quite a lot of movement this week which is nice.

ChatEnOeuf · 08/12/2014 10:28

Ooh, Splodge, mine's at 2:40 :)

ZylaB · 08/12/2014 10:34

Good luck with scans everyone!

Ok, as promised here are pics of the nursery (yay!). The only thing that needs changing is the chair, it will be a super comfy gliding one with a footstool IF mothercare ever get their bloody act together!!

The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!
The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!
The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!
KatoPotato · 08/12/2014 10:50

Howdy troops.

Think I missed almost all of the last fred too, must try harder!

Name: Kato
Age: 34
DCs: DS almost 5 and now number 2 due 15th May. 17 weeks and the size of a pomegranate?

KatoPotato · 08/12/2014 10:52

Zyla, the nursery is stunning, I feel bad we have no designated room for number 2! Just going to bunk in with DS!

DH currently works in our converted loft, so the longer term plan is to convert our exterior garage into a workable office space then have a room re-shuffle!

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