Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

[TheBooMonster]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

bother my midwife said not to worry unless it was pink or red and fairly ample, and I still have mild cramping now. (18+5)

Thanks for reassurance viroids! Been in meetings all morning which I was dreading, but has taken my mind off things actually. CM stopped but still have mild cramps. Shall see how the rest of the day pans out. EPU has drop-in clinic every morning so if still worried I shall go tomorrow.
x

I have absolutely not had two large 650 calorie black forest hot chocolates from Costa today. no no.

Black Forest you say? They sound a bit good....

Man I could kill for a piece of cake right now.... particularly a black forest gateau.

I want donuts. In other news I have a big bloat-bump

they are spectacular. Hot Chocolate with Cherry syrup and cream and mmmm mmm mmmmmmm.
Someone at work who knows guessed because I'm a bit lumpy around the middle I'm upduffed came back from lunch with one for me, (Had one this morning too... and I didn't have the heart to refuse

Is it proper whipped cream or squirty crap?

Oh you need to try the new starbucks red cup honey almond hot chocolate with a shot of coffee, I had a bit of a moment in there the other day, It's even got chocolate squirty cream! and I am not normally a fan of almonds, I really don't do nuts, but that hot chocolate was to die for!

Went Maternity clothes shopping today... DD and I only went into the city for chips but I got so fed up of wearing DH's dodgy jogging bottoms that I had to go find some trousers... and some pjs and a top and some bras sort of fell into the basket... Might have to 'fees up to DH (who will hit the roof at my shopping without warning him first so he could check the accounts and give me a budget) so that he can get me more of these gentle boob cradling bras on the credit card via the website

Viroids, viroids PLEASE!!! I'm trying to make do with grapes just now, all this talk of black forest (my absolute TO DIE FOR FAVOURITE, even better than red velvet) and donuts is killing me!!!

tee see that's the kinda thing one misses on mat leave, random delivery of hot drinks from colleagues.

Oh Ness, everything's still a bit stretched down there at the moment. We've all been there and we all will before any of you smug primips start

Milky tea CM is my usual now. Still bloody scary but no cramps so hopefully all well. This time tomorrow I will know! I'm mostly living off Tuc crackers and satsumas. Forcing pasta down in the evenings but really not feeling like eating real foods at all.

I liked my bump being called lovely and neat, it's my go-to compliment when the subject comes us. I try and stay away from gender predictions based on bump shape, they got old very quickly (incidentally, opinions were 5:1 in favour of a boy, they know jack shit ).

La, I'm with you on the waiting a while probably not the whole nine months - DH hasn't gotten any for a few weeks and won't be until I'm feeling movements I don't reckon. Poor sod. Have to help him out in some other ways, just not where the rain comes from. Just no.

Chocolate Whipped cream!?! boo what sorcery is this!?!?

TBH I think it's chemical canister squirty cream, but once it's in a takeout cup with a lid on it dissolves, and I couldn't care less.. :D

Black Forest hot chocolate sound awesome!!

Painting is just about done, I did some but DH's 80 year old dad did most and kept telling me to let him finish that wall, I'd come back and he'd be on another one saying "well I may as well finish this one now!" Bless him he's ace!! One wall needs another coat (the white wall) and there's a bit of tidying to do, but he says he'll finish it tomorrow. Am so pleased, as furniture coming Thursday so it'll all be fab

Oh bloody heck, MW said awkward baby is head down but laying virtually back to back. She wants to see me again next week with a view to a scan.
So I'm busy bouncing away.
Bounce
Bounce
Bounce
The joy!

Happily tho, there's a prawn dhansak, poppadoms and mango chutney winging it's way to me.

Fx baby turns min you've got time yet!! Don't miss your mouth whilst bouncing!! ;)

Fx for a spinning baby min get bouncing xx

Leaning over the ball & rocking helps to turn them round as well minion not that it makes them come out any sooner!

Midwife seems happy with my cervical action even if its not bringing on labour, another sweep tomorrow & if that don't work im off to costa for a black forest hot chocolate! We're having curry for tea DP then wants me to get cheesy garlic bread & loads of onions no midwifes gonna risk being near the exit if ive eaten that lot.

Hahaha furry! I get the feeling you've seen far too many bouncy ball actions for a lifetime!
Make sure curry is extra hot, we've changed to a Chinese, so that's on it's way instead.
Proper hank marvin me like.
Can't wait to gorge on some pate. I'm not entirley sure if I'm more excited about that or the arrival of our bundle of awkward, lazy joy ha!

Haha, Pis - whata mistakea to makea!!

Hope all is ok bother

Oh bloody hell Min - that's one awkward baby Get bouncing

Yes to the pregnancy body comments! Bump, boobs, "have you got any stretch marks yet?" We're public property! Worst one was a work colleague asking if me and Mr P were still having sex.... Err, why do you need to know!!?

Apparently i don't look pregnant from the back either... (who does?? ) Get that a lot.

Good luck with the curry Furry

Loled at you piddling yourself Ness, sorry!

I SERIOUSLY need to do some pelvic floors...

Evening viroids I must also do more pelvic floors!

DP is still on top grovel mode! And is being extra lovely, so I'm lapping it up while I can! I went pushchair shopping today and found a shop with BARGAIN push chairs. Think ill be getting a Quinny moodd. This shop has £300 off it and a free carry cot! So if its still there next weekend when I've been paid I will be there

My friend loved her Quinny Lauren.

Furry I'm not sure I'd go down the hot curry route. If it did work, you really don't want the curry squits in labour .

I suppose back to back is a step in the right direction Min. Fx for some spinning action.

Have had THE most stressful day. Need vodka.

Thanks for the wobble support today viroids. Cm back to normal, cramps have stopped, been to yoga and Mr b bought Thai take away - things are looking up.
Just need a decent night's sleep now... perhaps one last wee before bed...

I'm away for a day and we are 5 pages into a new Fred!

I get hit with nausea right after tea. Bad enough for the husband to immediately go to the store to buy basic tea biscuits for me. Thankfully, those along with fizzy water have helped!

Went out with friend, ended up telling her coz it was easier than lying. It was lovely we had a good chat about it!