Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

[TheBooMonster]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

lauren ahh bless him glad all is well

Ah, thanks for all the hooyahs folks - am feeling a bit calmer now.

Happy with ongoing hand holding and countdowns. 24 days 'til scan.

What's with the constant peeing at this early stage? I've been 9 times in the last 3 hours! Mr b (yes, we're now taking - no apology but lots of sucking up) said 'but it's only tiny - it can't be squishing your bladder!'...It's hormones, right?

wil - I think your legs are just fabulous.

Dh just asked if he's allowed bum sex now I'm upduffed. That didn't take long...in fact I'm surprised he lasted a whole week!

Think it must be hormones bother ... it gets better for a bit and then you get a giant bladder squishing bean...

Definitely on-board with the mango chutney!!

Have you tried that leg make up stuff Wil??

Haha, La, is that wise? getting rained on might put him off at least

Ooh La I don't think your poor bottom is ready for that just yet! I'm not gonna lie - we'd be struggling for space in my bath. DP has a huge bath but it leaks so we can't use it

Thanks Bother - they're really fucking not though . I have leg make-up Popz which will be slathered on before 16 pairs of sheer tights.

I think a combination of hormones, increased blood volume and being a big fatty putting on weight La. Hopefully the majority will disappear once baby is out. If not I'll have to resort to claiming emotional damage in order to get them sorted on the NHS

Oh and no to bum sex during periods of arse rain La, unless you're trying to deter him forever of course in which case, may be a top idea.

Ahg what? Just lost my post.
la I can't believe he's after it still despite the rain! That is one desperate man. Re my oddball husband, I would like to say it's because he's scared of mc again, but actually I think it more likely he's scared of loosing a bit of his freedom to go out and play whenever once it is here. I expect this to be completely normal male freaking out, unfortunately he's forgotten that right now is when I need him not to be freaking out!

RPops min I didn't see any health visitors before DD came, but perhaps they would have visited in the 4 weeks they should have had before she came? As it was my health visitor was a bloody nutbag who was obsessed that if I stopped talking to DD even for a second, she'd think she was in a jungle!! And she'd yap on at me constantly and then tell me off for not talking to DD... like I was supposed to talk over her and ignore the madness coming out of her mouth? When we moved we got someone much more down to earth but we've not seen her for basically an entire year, and we're seeing one of her colleagues next week for the 2 year assessment and to discuss DD's delayed speech do not even get me started

finishes for chat PREGNANT!!

oh la he's brave!! DH reminds me about 5 hundred times a day that he's a red blooded male who likes sex like this is somehow going to get me in the mood O.o he got himself seriously snapped at this evening for being unsupportive of my vomity-achey-whaleness so bought me a curry :P I think all of that JSing I let him get away with when we were trying for all of six weeks has given him ideas...

Look at the pre-curry bump viroids... I think I'm showing... like a normal person... though this means I probably won't get my induction and will have to actually go into labour naturally... and maybe even... go overdue! faints

Ah sweet Jesus I nearly 'shared' the Fred on Facebook :-/ that'll teach me to MN while drowsy!

Lovely bump there Boo

Evening you lot, I have to share a new low - just peed myself!!
DH woke me up with James wanting a feed and I didn't have time to go first, and when I got up after to change him, the flood gates opened!! DH trying very hard not to laugh whilst saying 'so you know those pelvic floor exercises you were going to do...'
Luckily massive maternity pad took most of the damage, but I fear my slippers will never be the same again
I've been trying to put together a potted account of the birth for y'all - report incoming soon
Got home from hospital this afternoon and it is bliss being in my own bed!!

We had the HV over about 4 weeks before the birth! She was nice actually, stayed for about an hour and didn't scope out the house or anything! Asked LOTS of weird questions, like 'do you know where your library is?' (Yes) 'what did you have for tea last night?' (Fish finger sandwiches ) 'do you think you are lucky?' (Excuse me??)
It was good actually, had a chat about DHs depression and last year's loss, seems like they genuinely want to support where they can. We'd been waiting since April for DH's counselling referral to happen, and she said she chase it up for us as the MH support team work quite closely with the HVs, and the following week he got his appointment through finally, so that was pretty cool

Lovely bump Boo!

Bump comments are so hard to take aren't they?? The only one I had that I liked was 'ooh isn't that a lovely neat bump?' which is fab because it says 'you're not an elephant, but you look like you're growing your baby right'

People always said I had a big bump and I only got to 34 weeks :( I put a photo on here and on Facebook, everyone on here was like "oh what a lovely bump, very small" on fb one if my mates said how odd the photo was as I looked so much bigger in real life

Oh you lot do make me laugh! Just been reading through. I'm awake for 2nd time so far tonight. POAS digi and it's gone up to 2-3, hooray! So far so good. So far to go though, I'd like a time machine for Christmas.

There is no chance his awesome penis is coming near my arse. No chance. Firstly it's a volatile environment just now and secondly just bloody no! We did have chat yesterday about sex - I'm scared of dtd because last time I started spotting afterwards and it all went downhill from there. I'd like to wait a few weeks. He understood and was lovely.

ness so glad you're home :) hooray!

I always try to compliment bumps if I've got a pregnant friend by saying 'oh isn't it lovely and neat'.

I think that's a good idea to wait a bit La. Hope you got back to sleep. I'm supposed to be showered by now but still in bed. Fuuuuck must get up.

Ness I imagine many new mums have had that experience. I did it in hospital (thankfully in the bathroom). I might do it again if I don't haul ass out of bed glad you're home!

Don't blame you for wanting to wait a bit La

This was literally going to be my next question la... I feel really scared of DTD and feel mean to poor dh (who BTW is started nicer last night so is forgiven for now). I don't want him to feel I only wanted him for his sperm, but scared of anything that might hurt my poppy seed

Morning viroids yay for being at home ness, although maybe not for the peeing and here's me blindly thinking the glamour we get in pregnancy stops at pregnancy

I have a big cold sore on my chin. I'm blaming DP for causing me stress the last few days!

Yay on being home nes and definitely get on those pelvic
Floor exercises!

Right ladies, I can't remember from last time... When do the dreams stop?! I woke up utterly furious that I didn't have a chance to shag the stranger by the hotel fish pond who made me the perfect cup of coffee o.O

I always go with saying the bump is massive because I hated being told my bump was small, especially once I knew DD was small, as it made me feel like a compleat failure :s

It is funny how when you are pregnant people think it is perfectly fine to comment on your body. Now it is public knowledge at work I've had all sorts of comments and questions!

Morning viroids,
Need a bit of reassurance please! Getting a small amount of 'milky tea' coloured CM today...no pain, although I did get some light cramping last night. Just really worried as it's pretty much exactly the same time (6+6) as MC happened last time. Still having PG symptoms - MS this morning and incessant peeing...up 4 times in the night so feeling knackered which isn't helping the paranoia...could really do without being at work today!
Time for second breakfast methinks...

:( I feel bad now for saying people look lovely and neat. It's inly been during conversation with them (I don't just walk up to people and say it), usually after I've said how well they look. I thought it was a nice thing - I'll stop doing it. Sorry to all the pregnant ladies past and present! I'll stick to complimenting hair!

bother if you're worried phone epu but when I was in that situation they said brown wasn't anything to worry about as long as you don't have sore cramps

Ps light cramping sounds normal and in sending you positive thoughts. Honestly though do phone and put mind at rest xxx

Bother light cramping is very normal, and milky tea CM also. Mine has ranged from light brown to stark white, usually has something to do with my diet or fluid intake.

I had my wobble a couple of days ago when I was feeling better, today I feel rubbish again and am somewhat reassured. Pregnancy is just so weird.

On peeing and dreams, can't give any end date assurance I'm afraid - both continued unabated throughout with DD, and at 9+0 today they are in full swing.

In other news, Mr Fresh Mr Jekylled himself back into my loving husband last night, with all sweetness and light in the Fresh household. The man would drive me to drink if I could!

On bumps - I am also 5'9, and first time round got the "lovely neat bump" comments from around 24 weeks, prior to that everyone just thought I'd eaten all the pies! Never looked pregnant from behind apparently either.

HV never came prior for us, and only ever visited twice (day 2 and 10 I think) after we came home, due to lack of staff in the area.

Ness I have done this a LOT. You are definitely not alone m'dear!