Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

[TheBooMonster]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

An outie! I had one til I was 10 and it suddenly went in :)

Mine stayed an innie last time - I expect it will this time too! Deeeeep belly button.

Morning viroids! Monday again? Boooo.....

Bit crampy and sick this morning. Sitting in towel not wanting to get dressed and go to work. Ugggg...

2-day week for me then I'm off to visit my dm for 4 days in York. Can't wait!

Oh God I'm the only freak aren't I? Shouldn't have admitted to it.

Ness, at night time I would say sod the feeding cues and wait for the screams. That won't have done him any harm at all and great that you got a chunk of sleep. What a lovely mum you have.

Thanks for new fred Min. I actually had a pretty normal night's sleep last night. Feels amazing.

Haha, Wil, I have an innie in the morning and an outie by bedtime....

Mine went in as a teen as well La - never bounced back out by the end of pregnancy with DD.

Ness I agree, it's ok to wait until he cries at night-time. I never woke up until DD cried - though often I wondered why I'd woken when the baby wasn't awa.....ah. She is awake. Yay for a chunk of sleep though!

I'm with you, Tee, no way should she be buying something you don't want, won't use and before you're ready. Maybe all go shopping together will work - as a celebration that all is well at scan perhaps! MN makes me pretty thankful for my MiL.

Definitely good, Pis. I've done new tiny people transports, scares the shit out of me, no matter how well behaved they are!

Ah mine is kind of neutral in the morning. No hiding it by bedtime though.

Hope you feel better soon La. Lovely short week to look forward to. Does your mum live in York or are you just meeting halfway?

My mum is a star. She's woken me up with tea & porridge
She's not allowed to leave, like, ever. I hate that my folks live so far away

Aww ness that's lovely!

Mine lives in York

Oh tee, that would give the rage for sure. She can't pick for you, why would she want to?! Its a lovely and kind offer but very silly to think she can chose the style and items you want. Get Mr Tee onto that pronto - nip it in the bud.

Outie belly buttons - no! I refuse that!

Porridge sounds nice right about now ness, do you hire your mum out? How long is she there for?

First actual sickness last night. Vomfass [puke face]. I don't think it was normal pregnancy sickness though, I was just feeling so full! I don't think the amount of food I have eaten accounts for how full and sick I then felt. I felt it since Saturday afternoon. Last thing I had was orange juice though - that stuff is pretty acidic coming back up. Not sure I can drink it ever again! Felt better afterwards though.

Mines an innie and stayed in with DD, went nearly flat at the end but never popped out!

I've got a teething baby mindee this morning. I'm so not used to unsettled babies anymore! Finally got her to sleep so enjoying 5 minutes relative quiet before I get DD from nursery!

Tee I would definitely be getting my DP to rein it in! If she wants to buy the nursery can she not wait, and choose it together later on?

Fresh orange was the first thing to set off my ms Dulce

Why didn't you warn me popz?! I thought I wanted it!

Where are you all? Are you on the new thread?? I won't go until we are full!!

My Mum used to make me drink fresh orange to see if I'd been out drinking the night before! (when I was 16!)

It's so much fun, what makes us vom.
Fresh orange
Fizzy drinks
Chocolate
The list is not exhaustive...

Thank god for water (bleurgh) and banana nesquick.

Even raspberry leaf tea gives me acid! Joys

Ooh 9 more posts dulcet, then we can go party somewhere else!

Things that make me Vom since pregnancy...

Coughing,
Lemon washing up liquid smell,
Snot (handy given my job)
Too much movement
Soup
Rice
Anything with a soup or rice texture
Mashed potato

...so I'm still good with chocolate

Quite a list lauren!

Chocolate has the potential to make me vom soon. The thought of it is really off putting at the moment. In fact I have covered my mouth as I read that sentence back.

Got the dry heaves from brushing my teeth and taking my vitamins yesterday too.

I just ate salt n vinegar crisps coz I was feeling vommy. Just came home to get changed at lunch and had proper pg rage coz they have blocked my house off to cut trees. Had to climb through a bush :(

I still can't look an olive in the eye but more or less got away with the vomminess this time

La that's ridiculous! They should always make sure houses are accessible.

I am so thankful for no vomming. Although everything gives me heartburn.

Oh salt and vinegar things are lovely at the moment. Good choice la! Shit about the trees though, is there anyone you can direct your anger at?!

Nearly full!

Oh it's V-day for me - baby is officially viable although I'd like her to carry on cooking for a good while yet obvs......

And we're outta here!