GT Hope everything is OK
VQ Oooohhhh, aren't you the bugger that told us to stop until Cat gives birth you naughty naughty girl 
As for counting and juggling tennis balls in labour!! If ANYONE even makes a sound when I'm having a contraction, touches me or even looks at me, I will floor them! ONCE with my first my hubby said, 'are you having a contraction?', he learnt after that to just stay quiet and stay away from me :) I would just happily go into a room on my own and give birth, I really would prefer to do that and just give someone a shout if I thought I needed help.
I've got a really bad headache in my right eye and am completely knackered despite 7.5 hours totally uninterrupted sleep last night. I think I'm going to go back to bed for a bit and try and shift it.
Just had another massive bowl of porridge, baby must have definitely moved right down because my belly will fit loads of porridge in now, which I am very happy about 
Oh and I've still only put on 8lb, so like you Detective my weight has not changed for months either, looks like I'm going to end this pregnancy weighing 10st 12lb! Very strange.....