izzy I'm very
I missed out going to Rhod Gilbert earlier in the year when my MS combined with a uti meant I was too ill to go, although I did find out I was pregnant during a weekend in London seeing Jack Whitehall
can't wait to get back to comedy gigs again!
As for Ferps/barts?! I have had excessive wind which is usually followed by "gosh! Thanks for that baby!"
down side is DP blames the baby for his too, claiming he's already a little ventriloquist who can "throw his farts!" 
I was entirely not glamorous in labour, first time my water burst in a gush on the hospital floor which I cried because I thought I had done a wee on my foot, followed by a big poo while pushing. 
Second time I said "I'm going to be sick!" The midwife told me it was in my head and to calm down or I would be sick so I promptly threw up out the window. 
Classy laydee am I 