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Ivegotmrbitey · 17/03/2011 15:43

Oooh alpypaxo medee may not be coming but I will!

boots will there be a custody battle? Whoever doesn't get yours can have mine! He's very handsome and cuddly just likes to vomit on beds

Good news score, you sound lots happier. Less good news about bloody Kelly Brook! At least Posh is a skinny minger and noone really wants to look like her. Kelly on the other hand is just going to get prettier, shinier and have even thicker hair. Grrrrrrrrr

Casserole · 17/03/2011 15:57

Have just updated meself, hope it's still in time.

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February

UPDIFFED

Medee, Gah! Top of the list! Was due March 12
Casserole, cracking open the sunroof on March 31
Scorpette, thinking of displaying her enorma-bump at freak shows, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, Rocketleaf, sprouting out all over the place, due 1st June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Has lost her waist, due 24 July
Ivegotmrbitey, appears to have eaten posh spice, due 27th July.
Milanomum, eating for 7, due Aug 6th
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn

rocketleaf · 17/03/2011 16:08

Have corrected double barrel name, not sure how that happened!

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February

UPDIFFED

Medee, Gah! Top of the list! Was due March 12
Casserole, cracking open the sunroof on March 31
Scorpette, thinking of displaying her enorma-bump at freak shows, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, sprouting out all over the place, due 1st June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Has lost her waist, due 24 July
Ivegotmrbitey, appears to have eaten posh spice, due 27th July.
Milanomum, eating for 7, due Aug 6th
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn

rocketleaf · 17/03/2011 16:09

Ohh forgot you had your sunroof booked cass

score you realise that by 1st April you will be top of the list? < blatantly ignoring fact I will be 3rd >

rocketleaf · 17/03/2011 16:11

Truff, are you going to add yourself on the bottom or prefer to wait til next thread?

Truffkin · 17/03/2011 16:41

Am I too late? Bloody work getting in the way of my PESH chats If not and in honour of TGB's recent star wars references I'm going with

Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November

Original poster

Medee · 17/03/2011 16:49

there you go Truffs. Tsk, has no-one started the new thread then while I have been out. OK, shall think of a name...

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February

UPDIFFED

Medee, Gah! Top of the list! Was due March 12
Casserole, cracking open the sunroof on March 31
Scorpette, thinking of displaying her enorma-bump at freak shows, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, sprouting out all over the place, due 1st June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Has lost her waist, due 24 July
Ivegotmrbitey, appears to have eaten posh spice, due 27th July.
Milanomum, eating for 7, due Aug 6th
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November

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Original poster

Medee · 17/03/2011 16:51

here we go www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1173820-Mad-March-in-the-PESH-deli-in-like-a-lion-out-like-a-lamb

Bit dull, sorry.

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owlbooty · 17/03/2011 16:57

Well done Meds :)

I am still hoping MiniMeds turns up tomorrow making me right with the betting.

Tomorrow I am meeting up with some Oxford MNers. This will either be awesome or a bit weird. On the plus side I don't really know them so they haven't read all the lovely discussions about the paint-peeling guffs, cream bun consumption and pubic topiary. They may even think I am a Normal Human Being.

Ivegotmrbitey · 17/03/2011 17:18

Thanks medee! I suspect that clicking on this link garlic thread may make you laugh your way into labour. I have been crying with laughter over it!

*Disclaimer - it's a bit wrong.

Original poster

Medee · 17/03/2011 17:23

good grief!

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Scorpette · 17/03/2011 18:00

Great new fred, Meddler.

That garlic thread is indeed a classic. How you recover from such a thing is beyond me!

Booty, am biting my nails for you! Bet you'll have a fab time (just lay off the garlic) :)

rocketleaf · 17/03/2011 18:25

Eeww, I'm already of garlic from being diffed. Think that might have put the final nail in the coffin.

AlpinePony · 17/03/2011 18:28

rocket I could not tolerate garlic at all during my pregnancy, heave-a-heave-o! :( It was at least a month post-partum until I could enjoy it again.

Casserole · 17/03/2011 18:54

Ooh garlic is about the only good foodstuff left in my life. Does this mean I shouldn't click on the link?!?

Muse sorry I missed your news about BobKate last night. Hope the oral ABs do the trick quickly x

Ivegotmrbitey · 17/03/2011 19:16

It won't stop me eating garlic cass but I won't be doing anything else with it!

I just worked late to go differ yoga only to find the hall full of flower arranging nanas! They laughed hard and said they get a confused differ nearly every week and that the class is on Wednesdays, which I should know as hve been five times already. Am a numptee!

Truffkin · 17/03/2011 20:12

Bitey the imagine of you wandering into the over 60s flower arranging class with a befuddled look on your face is priceless. Have this chinese burn to bring you back to your senses

LadyGoneGaga · 17/03/2011 20:25

Score we have a Pliko Pramette. Can't remember exactly how to do it. Think you sort of unzip and then almost turn inside out. would need to egt it down out of attic and have a play. I tried googling the instruction manual but it has been moved for some reason. You could email /Mamas and Papas and ask them for it? Will have a look for our instructions later if you haven't figured it out.

Word of advice...I would get a moses basket mattress for it for when in pram mode as seems quite hard to me without.

Scorpette · 17/03/2011 22:17

Good advice, ta, GG :) We have the instructions booklet but me & TYF are both crap at understanding instructions Also, it doesn't seem to explain the zip bit (but I could be being truly dense). Will contact M&P if we can't figure it out. Excellent tip about the mattress - it does seem a bit hard, I must say.

Bitey - you could've struck a few poses and given them somewhere to place their arrangements?

I'm still loving the garlic too. The only I still have a problem with is feeling nausea if I drink more than a small amount of water in one go. Odd, cos I've always guzzled 2L a day for years, no probs.

Ivegotmrbitey · 18/03/2011 09:49

at score now that would have given the FDH something to complain about!

I am the same with the water, very odd. I get like that with a vay bad hangover too. It is only on an empty stomach though.

I have made the terrible mistake of watching Jeremy Kyle this morning (I am on strike) and have spent the last ten minutes explaining to biteybach that while me and the fdh will love him or her unconditionally that sort of behaviour is simply not on! Eep! Bring on the killer bees!

owlbooty · 18/03/2011 10:36

I'm having to force myself to drink pints of water as otherwise I wake up with cramp in the night.

As for garlic, I ate some last night for the first time in ages. It's made me feel sicky for months now. Which is disappointing as I luff the garlic bread.

Muser · 18/03/2011 11:00

Hmm, Medee is very quiet. ARE YOU LAYING MEDS?

Muser · 18/03/2011 11:01

Aargh, old thread. Let me kill this thread or I will be forever confused.

Muser · 18/03/2011 11:01

Bye bye fred!

Muser · 18/03/2011 11:01