I'm here, i'm here - you lot make me laugh. Am i on here that much! ha ha! no - watched countdown, and had a nap with DH (and NO - coaxing... yet!) and talked through half the crap in the bedroom for baby - and where everything is... and then we went through the chinese menu and i tried not to drool! And i've eaten a donut - mmmmmm
Pleased to hear about your mucas plug salt - and i too (TMI) am getting quite a lot of discharge. Baby has been kicking quite a lot today - must be happy his daddy is near!
Sorry to hear you're still crappy ladybuzz and very bad news about the infection 
And pleased the plumbers finally came - and went pootle! We'll keep fingers crossed for it to have actually worked!
And
LOVED your story rock - so so funny. I hope DP likes his cake.
And also thought, there's me going on about threading being painful salt - and then of course, what are we all about to get into... yep - the most painful thing EVER... so yeah - maybe threading will be a doddle in a few weeks time.
God - i'm dreading running over the due date. now DH is here, I just want it next week.
Oh, and DH didn't look at ANY of those links i sent for contractions, breathing, etc.
- apparently going to look at them later in the week!
Ummm - and i din;t take notes - so lost track about everything else. Hope bubba's calmed a bit - my dad was very mad for you bubba when i was telling him.
Ok - off now - dinner soon.... and then we're playing cards
- apparently the only reason i don't like playing cards is cos i'm crap! (ok, that might be true) - but we ALWAYS play cards...
Anyhow - very nice to have DH here, he;s making me giggle loads already - oh and i sneakily showed him the pics of poo in the NCT folder my friend gave me and he screamed 
WHERE is AmI - you think she'd just pop in and say "hello it was piss-easy, baby just popped out and having a lovely time cuddling baby and all soooooooo simple" 