Blimey Bubba I thought I was having issues with the plumbers/builders, it's good that we have Crystyl to keep you up to date with planning law!
Cucpcakes yum, yum, yum, drool, drool, drool - definitely think I am putting in an order with dh before the end of the week (although did google to find my nearest stockist and found there in one about 40 mins away - dare I risk the drive on my own?!)
Fuzzy a show is a good thing, so keeping fingers crossed for you, no queue jumping here, much to dh's disappointment and baby pootle has also had a good talking to, too!
salt threading sounds painful, but if you want it go for it, think of all those photos that will be taken of you afterwards and we all want to look our best 
Rock another one that thought you were driving, get an ambulance, the chances of getting to ride in one are probably few and far between and they'll have gas and air in them for the journey!!!
Right plumber has been and gone, whether he has fixed the problem, we will only find out tomorrow once everything is dried out. Had a 3 hour kip and wisely put my phone on silent, 3 missed calls and 2 texts - no I haven't had it, no there are no twinges and no I don't want to talk to anyone!
Going off to be grumpy!!!!!!