I wandered lonely as a PESH

[Muser]

That floats on high o'er vales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
Of cackling, quaffing, ne-er-do-wells

Pull up a seat, grap a glass of vino and a piece of sushi, it's Delitime again.

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, awaiting update

UPDIFFED
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

Twinkle lovely news on the scan.

Polly nightmare on the SPD. I can't believe you're due next month - not sure if I'm more excited about that or Christmas presents

Muse 3 days is good though. I hope it is slowing down, you've vommed enough now.

I have my first appointment with MW this afternoon. The thing I'm most terrified about is her judging me about my weight. So to help I've just inhaled a jam donut

Moo, is not boring for us, not at all, but must be v frustrating for you. Maybe baby will want to make an entrance in time to catch the fireworks tonight? [hopeful] COME ON, HONEYBABY!

So sorry to hear about the SPD, Poosmell But I know if anyone can make a girdle look gorgeous, you can. It's crap, but at least they've spotted it and hopefully the girdle and PFE will help lots. And I'm another one more excited about the Second Coming than my own Xmas

I think there is news that twitty has laid her girl... of to investigate shortly!

Fab news twinks, it's a lovely feeling.

pollster ooh gawd, SPD... wear that belt and do your fanny exercises. Twill all help and not forever. But anyway have a doughnut with laurie.

muse any let up in the vomming is a Good Thing. It won't be long now and you will be sitting on your toilet rather than looking into it. :)

Alpy and Pol you iz right I am a leetle bit fed up. But glad that I had a good night's sleep that's for sure. I always get a bit nervous just before I go to sleep and make Mr Moo hold my hand. How fucking stupid is that? I am going soft in the head. Mrs Reflex just left. She has super powers. She touches one bit and the baby rockets into my cervix in a way that he doesn't normally. HAd about 8 BH too during. Was less blissed out today but I suspect cos I had had sleep...

We are off out to pub lunch now and I intend to eat steak and chips. YUM. Happy Friday my lovely ESHs. I will miss having all this time to chat crap to you non stop. xxx

Just checking in to see if moo had laid a babyee and she hasn't. The texts have started here though from work colleagues past and present checking to see. My non work friends know not to bother.

Twinks excellent scan news! You must be relieved.

Twinks BRILLIANT news, hurrah!

Lostralia I was expecting muchos weight judginess, due to terrifying American apps on iPhone (Muse and MrsFC know the ones I'm talking about) but actually UK policies seem to be quite laid back. I guess there's very little point in making you feel put upon once you're actually pregnant, as dieting is probably equally bad for the baby and you.

Polster Sorry about the SPD. Grrr.

Moo Mmm, pub lunch...

God, I want steak and chips soooooooooo bad right now!

Mmmmmm steak & chips............

See, I'm never going to be like Kate Moss, am I?

laurie but is she happy? Is she? She was born 8 days before me and all she's got is millions in the bank, a skinny figure and non-stop international holidays. But I met she's a right misery at home.

She's also boz-eyed, Alps, don't forget that.

and she has REALLY bad taste in men.

I had steak pie in the end, mash and spinach. Now too fat n full to type with 2 hands.

Off to beddy for a nap.

I don't think millions could induce me to shag Pete Docherty

Enjoy your nap, Honeybuns :)

I would love some pie n mash. We are having takeaway curry tonight though. Which means extra garlicky daal for me. Yum.

Movements are definitely getting stronger here. I am currently finding it very hard to sit at my desk as Bob appears to be turning over and over around my pant line. I feel like I can't lean forward. I really just want to go and sit in the 4 point kneeling position we do at pilates. I'm not sure work would approve of me on my hands and knees with bum in air though!

Bloke I knew did a bit of door work (god knows why, he was worth 12 million) - anyways... whilst guarding the door of some London nightclub one night back in about 98 or so, Ms Moss staggers out and in a v squeaky voice offered to shag him. He declined and my (previously low) opinion of him rose slightly. He said she had a really stupid voice and was child-like and skanky close up.

He also turned down Patsy Kensit who wanted to employ him as a bodyguard with "extras".

muser How do you think I got a promotion first week back?

Is anyone here???????

Just went to loo and have had a bit of mucusy show... not tonnes like I imagined and no blood but a good dollop as it were.

Fuuuuccccckkkkkkk.

Dog and husband running around now. All very exciting. Could still be days right?

How do you KNOW all these people?! The only person with a claim to fame I know is that I went to Uni with the guy who caught the used tampon of the bass player of L7 at Glastonbury that she threw into the crowd (c'mon, someone has to remember that!).

I feel a bit sick now.

Any noos from Moos?

Moo I am here and also at the end of your rext. I hope you have taken my advise and poured yourself large glass of wine which you are drinking in the bath and then get to bed toute suite!

I am drinking it now!!! Quite quickly... Off to have a bath in a bit... Just MN how much show is a show and how long etc etc. Gawd it is so exciting.

X-post! Am excited now GO MOOOOOOOOOO!

Ooooh, come on Moobaby, get a shoogle on and make your world debut.

Ooh Moo how exciting, yay for miniMoo! My plug fell out and 18 hrs later I was holding madam in my arms. Wishing you a swift and straight forward laying! Good luck. Xx

moo and breathe.. Reckon moo is laying I do.

moo you have about 11 hrs until X Factor! That is more than enough time to sneeze baybee out and settle down for the nights TV viewing..

I hope so okie, she's done her dues - she's been pregnant FOREVER it seems. Mind you, it does push you to the front of the queue now! I don't know how that's even possible because it's less than a year ago since we got a mass-diffment which started this whole thing. A year ago I was diffed and didn't even know it. I went for a 4 hour ride this saturday last year and had a pain in my abdomen all the way which I put down to too-tight breeches... in retrospect implantation. :)

Happy due date okie! Like your plan for moo. She must be laying...