THE NOT LIST
BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29
Skihorse, boy, born 1 July
Carrots, boy, born July
IggyPiggy, girl, born July
UPDIFFED
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, thinking of inventive uses for courgettes, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September 1
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie - due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
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The PESH Deli; Won't somebody think of the children???????
Cosmosis · 28/07/2010 20:51
I am fairly sure I will still need to be on the not-list. If I manage to sneeze the baby out in the next 17 posts - bonus! Although potentially a bit of a bummer for the school year. I think Clucky would like to be on the not-list too. She is due 2nd Feb, I think. She missed the not-list by minutes last time.
I have warm glowy feelings at them moment about imminent childbirth - both my car and the fabulous futuristic eco-warrior heating and hot water system we have in the house are in dire need of an engineer to give them a mechanical slap. My family have all departed to leave me alone for 5 days. My other childcare back-ups for DD are all on holiday this week(Clucky can do overnights, but would have to twag work to fill a day shift.) OH has gone on a brewery tour (yes, really! 
) It's all pointing towards maximum inconvenience.
Cos I fell your overdue-ness pain btw. Last time I wanted to flush the phone down the toilet every time it rang for nearly 2 weeks. Do these people not realised how fucking demoralising it is to be beached on your sofa not knowing if it is safe to pop out to Tesco without leaving a gush of amniotic fluid in your wake? The women I know best who have had babies have all gone very overdue, and I have been at pains to not remind them of this but to chat with them about whatever they want to (especially if that is about everything EXCEPT being induced!) and not to bug them on a daily basis like they are the only form of entertainment in my life. My dad is already calling me on a nearly daily basis to see if I've had the baby yet. Faaaaaark off! It's annoying! I'll let you know when I have. And I'm not even overdue yet, and everyone in our family always goes massively overdue. So all calling every day is doing is getting on my nerves, because frankly it would be a family first for me to have given birth already. And breathe!
So there we go. Feel free to tell them to piss right off, Cos.
Yes, yes, add me to the not list - I will be hatching my next chick on 2nd Feb!
Hurray for 1st day of ML Vaggie....counting down the days til mine starts already - can't wait.
Welcome, welcome Casserole, make youself comfy.
Mr CK is also on the Brewery tour - after just 1/2 an hour he texted to say he was pissed (Mr Box OTOH is, amazingly, behaving himself 
). So, while he's been gone I has been spending lots of money on the JoJo Maman website and should finally have a half decent winter wardrobe by the weekend 
Hey, the list looks great! But where is reggie??? Is ever coming back 
vag - enjoy ML - can't believe it has arrived.
change mine to the baybee that is never going to come out
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