what do you think, the worst surname ever is ? can anyone top pratt?

[beachlover]

not my surname btw !

Butts (worked with someone who kept her xdh's last name as this was her maiden name)

met a trolly dolly who had a foreign last name, when said out loud sounded like dumbitch. not suprisingly, it took her a long time to tell us her last name.

[narrows eyes]
That was my grandma's maiden name actually.

I think Munter is worse.

in Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady the author writes about a society lady who was called a Miss Holder and married a Mr Ball. She became Mrs Ball but when they divorced according to Southern etiquette she hyphenated her maiden name and became the proud owner of the title Mrs Ball-Holder.

I think I particularly like that one because it's entirely self-inflicted! Anyone can have parents called Cock or Smelley but it takes a special kind of guts to CHOOSE to be a Ball-Holder.

I worked with a Mrs Cock once. Thought that was a pretty unfortunate name!

I went to a baptist toddler group and got disapproving stares for giggling at the dvd they showed us about samaritans purse, and a woman was being interviewed whose name sounded like 'Ivana Crack-check'

kuntz and maBoob

Beaver

( all clients!)

I once sorked with a Dosser, but not literally. He was a lovely har working chap

Young visitor, you are the only person I've every come across who's read that book!
Isn't it a hoot!

pmsl seymour butts would be rather unfortunate lol

anything cox or dick is also not too great either

but munter thats funny

Dp knows a Dick King

sorked? was that rude?

oops, hard working

Hardon

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Crapper.

Hoare
a big local name here - a mate of my mum sDIL refused to take it

Went to school with a girl with the last name Bastard. Never ever heard of anyone with it since.

I would like to introduce to Mr and Mrs Onions - pronounced O'Nions ala Hyacinth Bucket.

i;ve read that book too ! with tulip=lee, who wrote her name with a multi coloured pencil and drew a little picture of a flower next to her name?? or am i really confused>

Hiscock is pretty bad

Slaughter

Kuntz also not That Great...

i;ve read that book too ! with tulip=lee, who wrote her name with a multi coloured pencil and drew a little picture of a flower next to her name?? or am i really confused>

Hiscock is pretty bad

Slaughter

Kuntz also not That Great...

dh just told me he knows a wayne king at work ! although i think hes pulling my leg

and he reckons theres a ronald macdonald in the paper, he said its name of a killers dad

A student of mine was called the German for f*cker. A teaching student.

oh MB isn't it brilliant! I love it - and Southern Ladies and Gentlemen is hilarious too. I just love Gonad Manqué...