what do you think, the worst surname ever is ? can anyone top pratt?

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not my surname btw !

We had a client at work called Mr Wanklin .. I just found it impossible to have a conversation with him without constantly smirking

Kum. Seriously. She was German.

I knew a Professor Bastard

Dicks, I went to school with a girl with this name. her first name was Victoria.

I know a Cecialia Munn who doesn't tell people her first initial - she married to obtain this name.

my sis worked for a company run by two brothers called:

roger smee

and

dick smee

My mum has a friend called Aileen Dick. I always snigger [juvenile smirk]

Fook Yu....

Went to school with a Wendy House...

Had a teacher at school called Richard Allcock

My maiden name was not the best of surnames but when I got married I went from bad to worse. My surname is van der Tang, Dutch and if you pronounce it correctly the English seem to think it is thunder tongue. My husband have numerous times been asked if he is a pornstar!

I went to primary school with an Emma Bogie. Also knew two men one whose surname was Cox the other Dick.

I know of a Dr Butcher and a Mr Wanklin

Newdick.

Poor girl never lived it down.

Someone my dh worked with got married and wanted to double barrel her & her husband's names.

They would have been either:-

Mr & Mrs Curry-Topping
or
Mr & Mrs Topping-Curry

Thankfully sense prevailed and she is plain old Mrs Curry.

Then there's Emma Tarte (best said quickly and in a Scottish accent).

HarHar said fast in a scottish accent - Yay!

My grandma's maiden name was Willey.

Once stayed in a rental cottage where the owners were called Pat Mycock and Howard (how hard) Mycock

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I stayed in a holiday cottage once where the owners were called Fred and Rose......

Just a horrible coincidence...

I went to college with a girl called Yu Pu King - fortunately she also had a western name.

Also i had an american client once called Rusty Bonnet - he didn't understand why everyone over here found his name so funny!!

my granny was called lily potts.

Had a client called Mr P. Ennis.
And a woman my DH has to deal with at work is called Emma Royds. And is a PITA apparently.

I went to university with a Bastard. Pronounced Bastard, not 'B'stard'. She was a very sweet, lovely girl.

My dd has a slightly unfortunate name - and she was teased about it at school by one boy. Well, she was, until I discovered what the his name was, and told dd what Piles are!

There is a Scottish surname Twatt.