what do you think, the worst surname ever is ? can anyone top pratt?

[beachlover]

not my surname btw !

[Johnogroats]

I work with a Mr Cunti (cooonty), a Mr Koch (he is) and a Mrs Gusset.

[UpTownFunkYouuUp]

I've known of a Mark Hiscock

[NoArmaniNoPunani]

I know a Grewcock

[Qwebec]

I guess the worst would be Hitler or Staline

I heard a show about people with unlucky names
I'll translate them the best that I can: the names have meaning in french.

Mr. Salope (Mr Bitch (not in the dog sense but the insult meaning))
Mr. Mortdesoif (Mr Dead by thirst (each time the cops stopped his car he was nearly arrested because the thaught he was having a piss and/or was drunk)

Mr Cocu (Mr MyWifeCheatedOnMe)

[jaykay34]

I have encountered people with the following surnames: Dicks, Cocks (yes spelt like that), Butt and Burke.

[Rosie888]

My surname-to-be is... Death. Enough said. Haha. I can't stand it!!

[JustBecauseOK]

I knew a couple whose surname was Dick. When they had their DS they were going to call him Issac until thankfully some brave friends had a quiet gentle word with them.

[Qwebec]

Rosie888

Keep your name!!!

it's not the worst name ever but if you have a choice...

Or become a leathered biker, then it becomes unbelievably cool.

[badtime]

I know someone who's surname is Hoare, and her first name is Luce (short for Lucy).

[maitaimojito]

Some of the worst I've come across are:

Trumper
The dick/dix/cock/cox names
Crapper
Hoare
Trueblood

[Phoenixfrights]

DH saw a urologist, Dr Dick.

I also knew a cleaner called Randy Body.... dear lord.

Not a surname but there are two sisters, bollywood stars, Dimple and Simple Kapadia.

[Fuckmath]

The worst ones of people I know are Shittu, Clump, Hogg, Hiscock

[GwenStacy]

I know a family of Bumfords.

The mum is called Gertrude.

[tiggy2610]

I was once seen by a Dr Cockshoot

[drigon]

There is a Professor Jacques Tits. I believe he is Belgian.

[NotLoveActually]

Knew a Mr Handcock once, and the poor guy's first name was Willie

[ToffeeCaramel]

There is a Mr Shaw-Twilley who is a head teacher on the Isle of Man

[shutupaboutstarwars]

Surname Cock. 1st name Everard.
Never met him but his name was in the list of members of my profession.

[Rhubarbgarden]

I once met a Virginia Sithole.

[Phoenixfrights]

My very top pick from names tabled so far is Excellent Sithole. Is he the sister of Virginia, that is the question

[Phoenixfrights]

Tokyo Sexwale usually gets a mention on these threads. Sensing an african theme here.

[APotNoodleandaTommy]

Gotobed

Rimmer

Garlick

Beanland

Pigden

[Rhubarbgarden]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Tokyo Sexwale yet. He's a minister in the South African Government.

[Rhubarbgarden]

X post, Phoenix

[maggiethemagpie]

My brother had a teacher called Mr. Shaw-Twillie. no joke. And he taught in a boys' prep school!