what do you think, the worst surname ever is ? can anyone top pratt?

[beachlover]

not my surname btw !

[Lubyloo]

Shitta! Was someone with this surname in our telephone directory a few years ago.

[theyoungvisiter]

Lulu yes! Tulip-Lee, pronounced Tuli-Plee - and Florence asks why she has drawn "a yellow twat with a green tampon string hanging out of it" beside her name.

[berolina]

Oh no, it wasn't fcker, it was fck. Doesn't really make it any better, though.

[wannaBe]

when I did telesales I once had to call a mr Wankley .

[Lulumama]

i must go and get that out of the library.. it made me absolutely howl !

[NoBiggy]

Mrs Bint used to pay for her shopping by cheque back in my cashiering days.

Tame amongst the Cocks, Dicks and Shittas I'm afraid.

[beachlover]

dh also says he knows someone called dick ayres pmsl this is really making me laugh

[theyoungvisiter]

btw re: Dick King - there is a v brilliant author called Dick King Smith (author of The Sheep Pig, filmed as Babe). So proof that it need not hold you back in life.

[DrNortherner]

I ahve a cleint whos surname is bastard - she insits on spelling it out to everyone.

Bastard, thats B A S T A R D.

I used to work in hotels and had many guests with odd names including Mr/s Death, Mr Niggerman, Miss Hoare, Mr Pig to anme a few...

[shrinkingsagpuss]

I did know a little girl once called Acacia Boyle ...... God I hope she isn't a Mumsnetter!!

[MrsThierryHenry]

Apparently there's a TV journalist down South. Surname: Peacock. First name: Chris.

[beachlover]

pmsl at bastard

[BoysOnToast]

i have a book of worst names.
but iof i checked it that would be cheating, right.
in my defense, it seemed like a good sort of book to have in the downstairs loo for, er, browsing if you happen to find yourself in there for some time.

[beachlover]

chris peacock, thats even made dh laugh

[ElvinaFrizzell]

In my family tree we have the names Pratlett, Stabbins and I think worst of all Clapp. Oh and the Clapp women didn't tend to be that keen on getting married either.

[beachlover]

awww boysontoast, i want that book

[ara]

my mum knows people called sidebottom

...pronounced siddybotham.....teehee

[beachlover]

im gonna have to award a prize for the best crap name
this is hilarious

[lullabyloo]

There was a girl in my class at school ith the surname Smellcock.
She won lots of sports prizes & her name would be called out to endless sniggering

awful

[BoysOnToast]

potty, fartwell and somethingorother its called.
the rude names section does raise a chuckle, i will admit.

[Lulumama]

lullllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[TidyTink]

My surname is Garlick. I shit you not.

[lullabyloo]

Lullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllu!!!!!!!!!!

Our form teacher was Mr Hiscock...funnily enough I didn't register that as being bad
Our Biology teacher was Miss Bones

[Lulumama]

hope you are doing ok x

[ShakeysGirl]

We know a (am putting gaps in his name incase he ever googles himself and finds me on mn!) Ri ch ard Che ese man so when shortened is Dick Cheese Man
Also know a Ms Minger.