what do you think, the worst surname ever is ? can anyone top pratt?

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not my surname btw !

Shitta! Was someone with this surname in our telephone directory a few years ago.

Lulu yes! Tulip-Lee, pronounced Tuli-Plee - and Florence asks why she has drawn "a yellow twat with a green tampon string hanging out of it" beside her name.

Oh no, it wasn't fcker, it was fck. Doesn't really make it any better, though.

when I did telesales I once had to call a mr Wankley .

i must go and get that out of the library.. it made me absolutely howl !

Mrs Bint used to pay for her shopping by cheque back in my cashiering days.

Tame amongst the Cocks, Dicks and Shittas I'm afraid.

dh also says he knows someone called dick ayres pmsl this is really making me laugh

btw re: Dick King - there is a v brilliant author called Dick King Smith (author of The Sheep Pig, filmed as Babe). So proof that it need not hold you back in life.

I ahve a cleint whos surname is bastard - she insits on spelling it out to everyone.

Bastard, thats B A S T A R D.

I used to work in hotels and had many guests with odd names including Mr/s Death, Mr Niggerman, Miss Hoare, Mr Pig to anme a few...

I did know a little girl once called Acacia Boyle ...... God I hope she isn't a Mumsnetter!!

Apparently there's a TV journalist down South. Surname: Peacock. First name: Chris.

pmsl at bastard

i have a book of worst names.
but iof i checked it that would be cheating, right.
in my defense, it seemed like a good sort of book to have in the downstairs loo for, er, browsing if you happen to find yourself in there for some time.

chris peacock, thats even made dh laugh

In my family tree we have the names Pratlett, Stabbins and I think worst of all Clapp. Oh and the Clapp women didn't tend to be that keen on getting married either.

awww boysontoast, i want that book

my mum knows people called sidebottom

...pronounced siddybotham.....teehee

im gonna have to award a prize for the best crap name
this is hilarious

There was a girl in my class at school ith the surname Smellcock.
She won lots of sports prizes & her name would be called out to endless sniggering

awful

potty, fartwell and somethingorother its called.
the rude names section does raise a chuckle, i will admit.

lullllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

My surname is Garlick. I shit you not.

Lullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllu!!!!!!!!!!

Our form teacher was Mr Hiscock...funnily enough I didn't register that as being bad
Our Biology teacher was Miss Bones

hope you are doing ok x

We know a (am putting gaps in his name incase he ever googles himself and finds me on mn!) Ri ch ard Che ese man so when shortened is Dick Cheese Man
Also know a Ms Minger.