what do you think, the worst surname ever is ? can anyone top pratt?

[beachlover]

not my surname btw !

Used to work with someone who's surname was Pratt and she had chosen to change her name to it once married.

At school we had a Mrs Dick and a Miss Willey

De ath

Strange

the name brown, ive never really liked although i agree that its not horrible

There was a lad at school called allcock. Now I am sure that was his name, yet on friends reunited its spelt rather differently..hmmmm.

We had a client once called Mr Handcock. Bad enough except that my colleague accidentally called him Mr Hardcock!

Cockburn, pronounced Coburn. (not my surname, but the surname of an ex-neighbour)

I worked with a guy called granville pratt, lovely guy unfortunate name.
Years ago used to have a manager called Andrew Bates who insisted on being called Mr Bates, he was a bit of a prat so we called him Master Bates but not too his face!!

A lovely chap in my halls was called Quentin Brownsword.

At least he was posh.

I nursed a patient called Mr Titman.

I know someone called Mark Hunt.

ooh boco dh knows a dick king too

must be the same one surely

will ask pertinent dick-identification questions...

oh i am completely wrong

he knows a dick steel and a michael hunt

I think the footballer shirlifter had a pretty hard time

My mum swears she knew an American at college called Randy Sodd III (pron. Randy Sodd the Third).

There are some brilliant ones here.

I offer you a Mr. Cund

I have also worked with clients named Ruby Screwby and Basil Bigcock

I know of a Joss Dicks (I kid you not!)

some parents deserve lynching

Paul mycock

I seem to be doomed to a life with a surname containing a body part. I was a Robottom and now I'm married, I'm an Alcock. Both dreadful surnames but I reckon it's funny - bottom and cock, obviously a perfect match !!

Randy Giezer.

true.

there was a girl at university whose surname was Nash-Wankling

There is a road here in Melbourne called Ernst Wanke Road. I do snigger whenever I drive past it... Poor Ernst!

There was also a large family in the small town where I grew up whose surname was Wanke also but they all changed it by deed poll about 20yrs ago to Warneke.

One of my friends at school had the surname De'ath and his father was a doctor! (should have been an undertaker)

I used to work with someone whose surname was 'vom Scheit' or something - pronounced 'Vom Shite'. He was about to get married, but nobody could work up the nerve to ask ... 'so, is she taking your name?'

I also used to work with a 'long dong'. Well 'Luong Dong', but pronounced 'long dong'. Poor chap.