what do you think, the worst surname ever is ? can anyone top pratt?

[beachlover]

not my surname btw !

[sweetkitty]

Used to work with someone who's surname was Pratt and she had chosen to change her name to it once married.

At school we had a Mrs Dick and a Miss Willey

[hifi]

De ath

[Kimi]

Strange

[stinkycat]

the name brown, ive never really liked although i agree that its not horrible

[ScruffyTeddy]

There was a lad at school called allcock. Now I am sure that was his name, yet on friends reunited its spelt rather differently..hmmmm.

[chipmonkey]

We had a client once called Mr Handcock. Bad enough except that my colleague accidentally called him Mr Hardcock!

[itsahardknocklife]

Cockburn, pronounced Coburn. (not my surname, but the surname of an ex-neighbour)

[PABLOP]

I worked with a guy called granville pratt, lovely guy unfortunate name.
Years ago used to have a manager called Andrew Bates who insisted on being called Mr Bates, he was a bit of a prat so we called him Master Bates but not too his face!!

[yama]

A lovely chap in my halls was called Quentin Brownsword.

At least he was posh.

[brimfull]

I nursed a patient called Mr Titman.

[naturalblonde]

I know someone called Mark Hunt.

[Tutter]

ooh boco dh knows a dick king too

must be the same one surely

will ask pertinent dick-identification questions...

[Tutter]

oh i am completely wrong

he knows a dick steel and a michael hunt

[mrsruffallo]

I think the footballer shirlifter had a pretty hard time

[Bluestocking]

My mum swears she knew an American at college called Randy Sodd III (pron. Randy Sodd the Third).

[TheMoistWorldOfSeptimusQuench]

There are some brilliant ones here.

I offer you a Mr. Cund

I have also worked with clients named Ruby Screwby and Basil Bigcock

[SpringSunshine]

I know of a Joss Dicks (I kid you not!)

some parents deserve lynching

[CanterburyTaLcS]

Paul mycock

[Fivefour]

I seem to be doomed to a life with a surname containing a body part. I was a Robottom and now I'm married, I'm an Alcock. Both dreadful surnames but I reckon it's funny - bottom and cock, obviously a perfect match !!

[verylittlecarrot]

Randy Giezer.

true.

[MrsJohnCusack]

there was a girl at university whose surname was Nash-Wankling

[superloopy]

There is a road here in Melbourne called Ernst Wanke Road. I do snigger whenever I drive past it... Poor Ernst!

There was also a large family in the small town where I grew up whose surname was Wanke also but they all changed it by deed poll about 20yrs ago to Warneke.

[smartiejake]

One of my friends at school had the surname De'ath and his father was a doctor! (should have been an undertaker)

[NotQuiteCockney]

I used to work with someone whose surname was 'vom Scheit' or something - pronounced 'Vom Shite'. He was about to get married, but nobody could work up the nerve to ask ... 'so, is she taking your name?'

I also used to work with a 'long dong'. Well 'Luong Dong', but pronounced 'long dong'. Poor chap.