names you would never, ever call your child

[MamaLaMoo]

Fenton

Adolf, Beelezebub, Satan, Lucifer, Jezabel, Lolita.

Any drug including alcoholic drinks (I taught an Opium - just imagine what she was like, yep just like that).

Parents/grandparents names, personally don't like the Little Johnny Junior or Little Johnny II.

What's wrong with Fenton .

Jessica. I abhor it.

Wanker
Cunt
Cocknose

Bertha

Egbert

Maureen, Barbara, Nigel

After Fenton the deer chasing dog. Apparently his name was Benton. I am sure it is 'Fred' now.

Luke, Leia, George or Lucas

Only because DH would love it just too much, nothing against any of those names in themselves though

Oh and Martha (which I actually love) because it's just so wrong with my surname

Adolf, Ahab, Oswald, Buddy, Sonny.

Delilah, Jezabel, Unity, Honey

So many people ARE calling their daughters Delilah
I always think 'What, like that tart in the bible?'

bubba
rocky
moses
apple
pixie
lassie
jesus
stalin
lenin
gadaffi
osama
bowie
tracy

Trevor
Myra
Norman
Gertrude
Medusa
God
Jesus
Moon Unit

Amelia
Melena
Candida

Dreadful medical meanings, the lot of them!

Basil

Heaven
Precious
Dimple (I kid you not!)

Connor and Callum I cant stand them yuck.

I would never use a name like Jane, Anne, Mary I find them plain dull and BORING

What's wrong with Cocknose?

About 60% of the names out there probably - just due to personal preference.

Odd question!

Tarquin
Rupert
Persephone
Chelsea
Kayleigh
Kylie
Trevor
Nigel
Derek
Barry

It just doesn't flow with our surname PuraVida.

Nigella.

Worst. Name. Ever.

Nicola, Samantha, Isabel, Freya, Anna, Emma, Florence, Tiger-Lily, Niamh.