names you would never, ever call your child

[MamaLaMoo]

Fenton

Adolf, Beelezebub, Satan, Lucifer, Jezabel, Lolita.

Any drug including alcoholic drinks (I taught an Opium - just imagine what she was like, yep just like that).

Parents/grandparents names, personally don't like the Little Johnny Junior or Little Johnny II.

Crap bag
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

TummyTickler some of those are lovely names!

I know Robin They are just not my 'thing'!

I hate these threads as my name always appears on them.

Are you called Opium, Kay?

Nope. Probably would have been good though as I was one of 8 in my year at school.

Bloody parents and bloody song.

Cherry Apple Rose, much to dd1's disappointment. I also will not allow her to change her first name to Katy Perry.

Oh yeah, Kay, I get it! FWIW, I think it is lovely.

Freya, Jessica, Chloe, Caitlin, Naimh, Ellie, Amelie (shudder), Megan, anything double barrelled

Jack, Toby, Callum, Cameron, all those absolutely dreadful urchin/old man names and yes Fenton, sounds like a car part. All boys names with Ks like Kai etc

Mine often appears on the "Chavvy" threads Kayzr. I don't care about my name, not my fault - I didn't choose it but I get a bit narked when the DD's names are up .

Tabitha or Kitty. I dislike cats.

Mine does too Robin. I also get fed up when the DS's names pop up. They haven't so far yet on here.

I don't see the point of these threads at all.

DD1's has .

Jezzebelle!

What's wrong with Niamh? And it's Niamh not Naimh..

Sorry D0G didn't mean to offend your little Cocknose.

caitlin, grace, jack, harry,

Claire, but only because i was bullied by a girl with that name at school.

I still get a bit sweaty when i'm introduced to a new claire. Although i have to say, all the ones i've met as an adult have been sweet.

Erica or Beryl

Used to abhor Margaret, for no particular reason, but it grew on me when we met an adorable three year old Maggie on holiday. On the last day we found out she was in fact called Magenta! But Margaret still makes me think of her and smile.

Tarquin

Kevin

Petunia

Mildred

Oh and anything with a 'quirky individual' spelling

Kim, rosie or katie... or any other names of dh's ex gfs. (yes, that is my only reason, so nobody with those names need be offended!)

Mabel
Jessica
Beryl
Arrabella

Andrew
John
Kevin
Oswald

....... and lots more

My name has already appeared on here, it often does, and have seen it described as chavvy on other threads. It doesn't bother me at all.

If the names picked for our bump, come up on this site, I still won't care. I love the names, and what somebody who I've never met on the internet, doesn't bother me. If you find thread upsetting. Stop being so darn sensitive. I use mumsnet baby names for ideas, and feedback (occasionally a mumsnetter has a legitimate point on associations with a name, or rude shortening).