names you would never, ever call your child

[MamaLaMoo]

Fenton

Adolf, Beelezebub, Satan, Lucifer, Jezabel, Lolita.

Any drug including alcoholic drinks (I taught an Opium - just imagine what she was like, yep just like that).

Parents/grandparents names, personally don't like the Little Johnny Junior or Little Johnny II.

I dislike Chloe and Jack. Certainly not offensive in anyway but just not my cuppa tea.

Gary

..... or Barry

I personally would think twice about calling any daughter of mine Barak Obama.

smogwod, your dh would like my dc2 and 3, we inadvertently called them, ahem, two of the names on your list, and only realised afterwards that it implied we were bigger fans of a certain film than was in fact the case

Cassandra
Heathcliff
Ophelia
Jude
Cordelia

Ill-starred names in general.

And I personally would never use Niamh, Callum, Connor, Aoife, Finlay etc etc because I'm not Irish or Scottish (and nor is DH)

Tabitha, Tallulah, Claire, Caleb, Connor, Fleur

Adolph
Saddam
Herman

Spunkmeyer.

Oooh there's a long list of names my sister and I have hated since childhood. No real idea why:

Neil
Ian
Keith
Wayne
Dean
Kevin
Martin
Craig

Nigel.

Because both Nigel's I went to school with always had green snotty noses.

Debra/Deborah
Dawn (DH actually suggested this for DD. I am still )

My eldest DS name is on here, when I was younger and fantasising my future children I always said I would never use it but it sees right for him! I love it now but would never call a baby
Sophie not sure why just don't like it I love Sophia. That's about it I think! x

Also any name that sounds awful in a whiny saaafeast London accent (Chloaaaaaaae, Kafffrin, Louisaaaaar etc). I once met an Epiphany (imagine it said in a whiny saafeast teenage drawl). Bad choice of name for that particular child who was frankly not most inspiring child.

Ooh Angibolen Nigel belongs on my list too.

oh my poor baby nigel

Mine is often mentioned as being chavvy/made up too but its from the bible!

I agree about adolf, etc.

tralalala, just wipe his nose a lot.

Preston (why?)
Sheena. And lots of other names begining with Sh.

Angela. It's a really nice name but gets shortened to Angi. (yuk!)

Be gratebful you are not us. We have adopted 6 and one of our rules is we never chnge our children's birth names (it's the only thing they have from their birth parents) DS4 is Jay hated it until I saw the jay bird it was beautiful.
My cousin adopted 3 sibling groups (10 in all) and had a Stephen and a Stephanie!

Nina
Petra
Pippa
Jessica
Madeleine
Bethany

Jamie
Joshua
Jordan
Leon

I'm sure there must be more......

Jay is cool, IMO.

Oooh, controversial, Popoozle. Some rather U names on there!

I like Jay tbh.

One of my dds' names has been mentioned on here but I can cope with that. :)

The names I most hate are:

Boys' - Seth, Guy, Junior, Cain
Girls' - Clementine, Catriona, Alex

Jay is now I have seen the bird wow our Jay is beautiful too So Angibolen I agree with you!!

Well, DS1's name is here. I have my bingo card out waiting for DD's name to be declared "pointless" and DS2's name "boring" .

My name & DH's name are also on here .

I know Linerunner, just my opinion though .