M&S advert for crotchless thongs

[Dutchhouse14]

Doom scrolling on fb as cant sleep.
An advert pops up on my feed from M&S for crotchless thongs. Have I actually fallen asleep and am dreaming ?! WTAF is M&S thinking?!! They appear to be stocking Anne Summers-talk about rebrand of underwear dept!

I'm not sure they'd look very sexy with my Tena lady pad inside them...

M&S got an absolute beating with the cyber attack they had not that long ago, can't blame them to try to boost the sales and try to salvage what they can

I agree. I’ve had some of my best sex in absolute shockers of frumpiness.

I’m amazed the Benny Hill role play does it for so many women. You’d have thought we’d have all moved on but of course, it doesn’t matter how emancipated women are, male sexuality is still stuck in the 70s.

Dawn French was rubbish at it though. Dervla Kirwan was the original and best.

Gosh, this.

This should not be allowed, and especially not in a respectable establishment like Marks and Spencer. My Grandma used to shop there when she was alive! She would have had a heart attack if she had seen these tawdry and sordid garments while shopping for her smalls.

Oh dear. You hate dogs, naughty knickers shouldn’t be allowed - do you actually like anything?

Yes they should hide away all the underwear behind curtains because it’s sooooo offensive!

Not offended, but I just wonder how much material goes into making a crotchless thong, and why make one. Surely you can just yank to the side if need to for whatever reason 🤭

You obviously watch very different porn to me

Isn't this the case for the majority of men's underwear?

Whoever said they look like moths I can't unsee it now 😂

My friend did a spin class wearing a thong once. Experience wasn’t repeated.

Or as we as practice nurses used to call thongs, “thrush conductors”

Pearl clutching over a crotchless thong? Don’t be daft! It’s just abit of material. It’s hardly a pornographic advert?!

FWIW we’ve enjoyed a crotchless thong in our time! I’d say it’s pretty vanilla if you ever ventured over to the ‘sex’ chat!!

Indeed.

😂

That came up on my fb ads today too, I also thought “ugh”. What is the actual point of knickers that don’t do what knickers are designed for?

I think by the time you’re a grandmother there’s not much you haven’t seen. You might think the crotchless thongs were vulgar, but they wouldn’t surprise you.

I think a lot of paraphernalia is actually a sign of being undersexed or lack of imagination. They need props and extra things to get the spirits up.

10 bagged in the last 48hrs…..so there is some interest!

Don't want one? Don't buy one!

Get a grip/

What sizes do they go up to ? Asking for me (rather than a friend)

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quite frankly, I think gussetless underwear should be banned.

Darn, need bigger.