M&S advert for crotchless thongs

[Dutchhouse14]

Doom scrolling on fb as cant sleep.
An advert pops up on my feed from M&S for crotchless thongs. Have I actually fallen asleep and am dreaming ?! WTAF is M&S thinking?!! They appear to be stocking Anne Summers-talk about rebrand of underwear dept!

Yes! They could expand their dine for 2 specials to include a choice of Ann Summers foreplay items - they already have the voice over artist for advertising-genius!

Who wore them best?

Here you go:
Wouldn't want you browsing the Internet and getting a shock!

He is probably still wearing the pants his mum bought him for Christmas in 1985

Im too scared to google but Im guessing....nothing...
What is the male equivalent to crotchless thongs? Y fronts with the front section cut away???
Second thoughts dont tell me! Im too busy clutching my pearls😆

OK? They have an entire lingerie dept I’m not that shocked at them selling lingerie. Your photo clearly shows it’s their Ann Sunmers stock.

I think the Ann summer's thing linked looks pretty nice

Tell me you don’t buy your underwear from M&S without telling me you don’t buy your underwear from M&S!

😂

Are their any reviews?

Crotchless knickers don’t make you look like a sex doll 😂
You should buy some, the pole up your arse will have more room

Talking of pearls, way back before the menopause stole my libido I had a lacy thong and the thong bit was a string of pearls. We had a lot of fun with that.

I can assure there is nothing dodgy about my search algorithms 😄
It's just on a normal m&s advert together with cropped trousers and and long summer dresses...advert photos alternates between their usual type clothing and items from Ann summer for, using a pp quote , "sexy foreplay" its a bit surreal.

Quite.

I hear you, OP

I shop in Sainsbury's and suddenly got an add on FB about their range of sex products including gels, lubes, vibrators and the likes. I was quite taken aback as these are not products I buy. I've never had ads like that before usually its everyday food items they push based on my shopping behaviour but this was quite random. I know sex sells but when its pushed on you unexpectedly and without context it feels a bit intrusive and inappropriate.

It's only M & S selling other company ranges. They were going to sell William Shatner's new lingerie range but decided Shatner knickers didn't have quite the right corporate feel

I was a bit surprised by the advert too. M&S was traditionally known for sensible sturdy pants. Ann Summers for fun/sexy lingerie.

I will say that I have bought some (non crotchless) knickers from AS and they are actually decent quality - well made and comfortable.

I really can't see the point of crotchless pants though. Surely the whole point of pants is to cover the undercarriage . Just save the cash and go commando surely?

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Quick, someone a murder has happened here

First thing I saw on FB this morning. Like bumping into an old NCT friend wearing leather chaps and a PVC bustier in Tesco.

So you’ve got new friends, Debbie. GOOD FOR YOU.

😂

Having seen the image of them (too scared to open the link on my browser as I'm at work). I'd look like a grouper in a bridle!

I can't believe there are posters equating crotchless thongs with sex dolls and desperation 😂

Wait until you find out that they sell bras that can be...taken off! 😮 to do sex! 😮

They are made so that you can leave the pretty thong on during sex, not a big deal!

😂😂😂

I got deleted yesterday for telling that poster they have a stick up their bum 😂

This thread has given me a good laugh, thanks all.

I got the ad on my work computer so nothing to do with a dodgy search history.

There was a recent thread about that just not that long ago.