Over used mumsnet phases?

[WillTheRealDeanGaffneyPleaseStandUp]

You/he/she is a narcissist.

You don't sound very nice/pleasant.

I'm self diagnosed with ADHD/Autism.

She/he must have ADHD/Autism.

You need to make your partner do X. (Because that is how adult relationships work).

Op: I need a new dress.
Mn: here is a shapeless sack the colour of sludge that costs almost £200.

I hate Boden.

I fancy Greg Davies.

...

What have I missed?

".....and get on with my day"

Im seeing this a lot on MN recently. Wow, youre so unbothered and easy going, heres your chufty badge ⭐️

Nice. Go for a nice meal, to a nice hotel, have a nice bottle or wine. Surely it’s assumed the thing is going to be good, nobody says let’s celebrate with a mediocre meal or let’s stay in a horrible hotel.

Posh, posh crisps, posh socks, posh jam.

Crusty bread.

Meats and cheeses. Guests for lunch, put out some meats and cheeses. Boxing Day, we have cold meats and cheeses. Self catering, no we don’t cook we just buy some meats and cheeses. Take a picnic, bung some meats and cheeses in a cool bag.
Usually served with the posh crisps and crusty bread.

Trust your gut
Scolded
Drank the kool aid
Paddington stare
Washing being darked on
Spider willies being rubbed on the washing overnight

Agency to make an informed decision.

Naice

Spidey senses

Ive just woke the dog up and spat my tea out

Howling

Especially at things barely funny

Who or what is xxxx

Makes me want to share lmgtfy.com

'You have an alcohol problem” - roughly translates as “You have dared to actually enjoy a couple of drinks”.

Alternatively, 'at least a bottle of wine a night and twice that at the weekend?! So what that's perfectly normal and healthy! Ignore the bores on here who aren't alkies' .

Accusing everyone's husband of having an affair. It actually minimises the other problems.

He came home late, once...
... He's having an affair

He didn't wash up his coffee cup.
... He's having an affair

The sky is blue.
... He's having an affair

Not all men, but it's always a man. 🙄

Use your words.
And many others already mentioned here. Especially the "what did they say when you asked them?" one.

I’m sure it’s been mentioned but “have you considered whether he / she is ND”, the catch all excuse for everything and anything.

Similar to the “is he gay” if DH or DP has lost interest in sex. It’s the equivalent of a man calling a woman a lesbian if they don’t want to sleep with them.

Yes, I’m a psychiatrist.

Yes. So bloody annoying.

Yes this one

Noise cancelling headphones

LTB
HTH

This reminds me of Catchphrase.

'Is it rubber ducks in a line, Roy?'

'It's good but it's not right.'

Twice this week I’ve read yet again on MN the word vanishingly. This word doesn’t exist outside of MN. I have never heard anyone in real
life, in any context, ever say it. What type of people say this word? Is it a very posh word or something? It sets my teeth on edge.

This made me laugh, but only a chuckle, not a howl. 😄

"almost quarter of a century qualified"

So about 24 years then? 😁

Sorry but this post has just reminded me of something else a lot of MNetters do.

They'll use the word 'decades' to try and overemphasise something.

"I've been married for three decades"

Yet if you ask a 30 year old how old they are, they don't tend to say 'I'm 3 decades old'.

“Vanishingly small” very much does. I am trying to remember where I first heard it. I think it was either The Good Life or Fawlty Towers

That reminds me, did anyone find out where in Europe that poster was? She didn’t like city but refused to say where it was. I dropped out the thread and forgot about it till now.