Husband coming home pissed from pub

[Walesss7]

He’s been watching football down the road, is absolutely bladdered and has fallen into bed and sharted right next to me.

Luckily still clothed but I’ve sent him downstairs. What is wrong with these men? I am dreading the rest of the tournament, it’s a bloody Wednesday night and he has work tomorrow!

I cant believe he loves armani pants so much either. His priorities seem skewed

Have you had an accident in the home or the workplace that wasn’t your fault…you may be entitled to compensation…call Binjury Lawyers 4Poo now

Do you not have a washing machine?

I couldn’t look at him in the same way ever again.that would be it for me.

How often does your husband shit himself after drinking?

Once is enough,I would be off

Definitely pushing the limit on wedding wows "for better or worse". I suppose "thou doth not shat oneself" is not part of standard vows. Might be worth updating to include that.

I’m sorry this doesn’t help your situation, and I know it’s hugely immature of me but I laughed my actual head off when you wrote sharted. Hahahaha my god I don’t know what I’d do.. possibly what people do when cats n dogs shite in the house, rub his nose in it! I’m sure he won’t do it again. Good luck lol

Show him this thread that’ll sober him up 🤣