Husband coming home pissed from pub

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He’s been watching football down the road, is absolutely bladdered and has fallen into bed and sharted right next to me.

Luckily still clothed but I’ve sent him downstairs. What is wrong with these men? I am dreading the rest of the tournament, it’s a bloody Wednesday night and he has work tomorrow!

the point is was he that piss he lost total control of his bowels or did he fart and unexpectedly followed through which can happen

Fucking hell, it's never happened to me, not even after an all-day piss up or when I had campylobacter food poisoning!

It would be LTB territory if any partner of mine shat the bed.

I think my definition of shart is different to most people's,

@Detemum for a minute I thought you meant some women enjoy men shitting in their bed. Although some posters on here don’t seem to mind it 🤢

I dont think you need to shit yourself to enjoy yourself...

Funnily enough you dont need to have a drink to enjoy yourself either 🙄

We enjoyed the match at home, with a coffee and a tea.....went to bed, had a fun time and thankfully neither of us shit the bed (phew)

Getting drunk at the pub is ok. Shitting the bed is not.

I was married to someone like this first time, mining town, it was honestly the norm for ‘a lot ‘ of the menfolk to be regularly bladdered to a ridiculous degree , sometimes with a side of a bit of light domestic abuse, especially if it involved football . Second time I married someone not remotely like this and not really interested in football much either beyond the odd England match and 1 beer or a cup of tea

The rate of DV goes up when England play, even if they win

@Theraininspainishere same as mine. Not only is it a week night but we also had work today. Kids were miffed they were being thrown in the door at 8.40 instead of the soft start school were giving until 10am. Ha!

Tell him if he can't behave like a fucking adult he doesn't come home. Absaloutey foul. They wonder why women don't want sex with thm christ

I still have memories of camping in Cornwall about 50 years ago, we went to the local pub and I drank cider, I was fine until we walked outside and the cool air hit me, I was prevented from falling over by OH! I slept almost the whole of the next day.
During a trip to the States we went into a reenactment village in New England and watched 'cider' being made, at the end the person making it had obviously heard OH and I speaking and she asked us tell tell the school group there about our understanding of 'cider'. They were very surprised to hear it isn't simply warm apple juice.

Sadly, it happens in other countries too, sorry to question your anti-England rhetoric!

That's grim. I can't say I've ever known anyone to crap themselves due to excess alcohol. And I've known some right pish heads.

Has he got some kind of gastro problems? IBS? No matter how drunk I'm pretty sure that's not normal. He may need to see the GP.

I hope he didn't mess anything other than his own drawers? And he'd better be apologising profusely today!

I lost interest in the game last night when there was a really dodgy penalty taken twice right at the beginning. There were loud people shouting up the road til about midnight while I was trying to sleep. Fuck football! 🤣

I mean cider gives me an upset stomach so now I don't drink it. However I'd know not to go getting hammered on something I know that I don't drink often or had the potential to not agree with me. I wouldn't be divorcing him over it but I'd be having very strong words because quite frankly that's disgusting. It's the kind of behaviour that's bad enough when a pre schooler does it but a fully grown adult. Nope.

When my husband was young and lived at home he’d kind of sleep walk when he’d had too much to drink. He once stood at the top of the stairs and peed, his dads hat was on the stairs and it was saturated 🤦‍♀️. Thankfully he’s never done this since we’ve been married.

Bloody hell. The bar (and not the one where you get booze) is on the floor here. 😖

Many of the men in your family shit themselves after drinking? And you think it's funny and okay because they're enjoying themselves? It's really not. It's disgusting and totally vile.
My husband had a few drinks last night watching the football but was able to control his bowels. Even when he's got absolutely pissed (which doesn't really happen anymore) he has never been so bad he's shit himself.
Actually I don't think I could get past that. Totally different if he was ill but he wasn't he was just pissed.

Bloody disgusting. I’d leave him.

Providing he washed his own shitty pants, I could move on from this pretty quickly.

I’m not anti England (or football). I was cheering them on last night (as was DH). But no drunken shits in bed or violence in this house. But others are not so fortunate.

I have to admit I found that line of questioning very weird 😂

Gosh, he is a realy Mr Darcy, isn't he?

Seriously OP - yuk. As a one off I could look the other way (whilst being absolutely grossed out). But if this happened regularly then I would be gone.

Also, (sorry to quote you twice).

These armani boxers that are so precious to him. Everytime he wears them for date night or a special occassion, you are going to remember that he shat himself in them... that is really going to get everyone in the mood.

I mean, how on earth will you ever manage to sleep with him again OP?

This is all complete nonsense

Cider can be notoriously drunk making, it seems quite light and drinkable but is often really strong and when it hits it's evil, and can make you feel really ill as well. Tell him to stick to light beers next time.