Husband coming home pissed from pub

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He’s been watching football down the road, is absolutely bladdered and has fallen into bed and sharted right next to me.

Luckily still clothed but I’ve sent him downstairs. What is wrong with these men? I am dreading the rest of the tournament, it’s a bloody Wednesday night and he has work tomorrow!

A few drinks doesn’t result in pissed up and shitting in bed. Two very different situations.

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Mother of all skids 😆 🤣 I've gotta get off this thread, it's killing me 😆 🤣 😂 😹

My Dh would be mortified if this happened to him but I've never seen him drunk, tbf. I read the post to him and he laughed, though! Your dh needs to learn how to manage his drinks! Footy isn't the excuse he might think it is! Hope you got some sleep, OP! Ick!

That Is absolutely grim 😖

OMG - I initially read that as fallen into bed shattered 🤦🏽‍♀️

looks like I could improve my reading comprehension!

Well, give him a flea in his ear. And England will survive until the quarter finals probably and that will be that.

My comment was more aimed towards those mentioning about not needing a drink to watch the football or watching it with a cup of tea etc.

I don't think there is anything wrong with drinking while watching the game is all I was saying. Getting drunk also is not a complete no-no or game changer and I don't think OP would have been as bothered by his getting pissed if he hadn't then shit himself!

Oh I voted YABU but I didn't realise what you meant by sharted at that point!

He is NBU to have a few beers enjoying the footy (was a great match).
He is being VVVU to 'shart' 🤢

He needs to wear those lucky pants for every remaining match now!

He drank too much and then shit himself. Not good but why the hate for the football? He could’ve behaved in the same way at any time. Maybe he has but it’s the World Cup bashing that I don’t get

It's a one in 4 year thing. England won. Let it go.

Ps I'm not even English

Exactly. Many women also enjoy it.

You're a saint if you tolerate the men in your family getting so pissed they shit themselves. In your bed.

Actually, scrub that. A doormat.

Me and dh loved it last night. I had a few beers. Managed to control my bowels 🤭

I don't think being married rules that out. I'd definitely be kicking him out.

The "dodgy pint" theory. It's just so unlucky that after 11 pints of perfectly good beer the twelfth is so hazardous. Doubtless anyone he was with last night will be similarly afflicted

howwww did you not stop at any point whilst typing this out and think, no, there has to be more to life than typing these words out to a bunch of strangers on an internet forum about another stranger's husband's bowel movement (and not even getting paid for it)

He wouldn't be using our washing machine for that - hose over a grid in the garden maybe?

You picked him. I am sure when you met he was interested in football and alcohol? I actively avoided this type of man, I grew up with one so it was my mission to avoid the type at all cost.

It's obviously disgraceful behaviour and I'd be reading the riot act but some people on here suggesting actual divorce over this??!! Are you serious?

Does he get this drunk often? Binge drinking to this level is pretty worrying (I say this as an ex binge drinker who definitely had a problem but was in denial for many years)

Im.a cider drinker. Never shat myself even after an all-dayer

I love the World Cup and will be partaking in lots of pub outings, revelry and drinking with and without husband

but pooing in the bed, that is disgusting and suggests serious issues with alcohol

So all the men in your family get drunk, pass out and shit themselves after watching football and you think that is normal?😆