Husband coming home pissed from pub

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He’s been watching football down the road, is absolutely bladdered and has fallen into bed and sharted right next to me.

Luckily still clothed but I’ve sent him downstairs. What is wrong with these men? I am dreading the rest of the tournament, it’s a bloody Wednesday night and he has work tomorrow!

I’m hoping you don’t know the meaning of shart or didn’t read this properly otherwise the men in your family are gross.

Same. We had cups of tea watching it. He might have the occasional gin but not massive amounts of beer.

Totally agree!!! I couldn’t live with someone like that!!!

If he was on a strong cider he could very well have gotten into such a state on it. My DH used to drink on average 12 pints of lager a day every day. If you had met him you wouldn't even think he had a drink at all. Four pints of strong cider and he was on his arse.

I agree
I couldn’t be with someone like that it’s revolting

To be fair, I read this and thought the same sharted right next to mean sounds quite innocuous- personally I would be disgusted enough to have lead with the shitting the bed angle 😂

Chavvy is a pretty offensive word

Well they certainly won't be his lucky pants now! I don't think I'd ever be able to look at them without thinking "you shit these pants" 🤮

I have a tolerance for DP getting a bit lary watching England, but shitting himself is way outside of my tolerance. I hope you are not entertaining cleaning any of this up and I would be having series words when he was sober. It would give me a series ick.

Only a one-off if you're in Scotland; if it's England it'll be every bloody World Cup! 🤢 ⚽

Drinking to the point of incontinence is awful and mortifying. Is he embarrassed? Ashamed?

Literally laughing out loud as I read this 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂

So disgusting. It's possible to have a few drinks and get merry without losing control of bowels. I'm sorry OP, that's really grim.

That's disgusting. Hopefully he's suitably embarassed enough that he won't repeat getting into this level of state. If there was a pattern of this type of behaviour clearly OP would have mentioned it. Sounds like an unfortunate one off. I'd make it clear he can wash his own clothes/sheets and there better not be a repeat.

My DH and I watched the football, with beer and yes we were cheering and shouting at the TV. We are a huge football loving family so there is nothing wrong with watching the game and enjoying a few drinks whether that is at home in front of the TV or down the local.

However, the sharting? WTAF? Gross. 😳

If you don't have children, think long and hard before you do.

Ick.

I'd stick him in the garden in his bloody Armani boxers and turn the hose on! Dirty beast. Hopefully he is properly ashamed and apologetic this morning. Surely he expects England to get beyond the group stage so he's got quite a few matches to go?

😆 🤣

What's worse is that he'd been drinking cider. Can you imagine the smell 🤢

Did he full on shit himself
or did he just fart and got caught out

the point is was he that piss he lost total control of his bowels or did he fart and unexpectedly followed through which can happen
same with boxers were they full loaded and caked in shit or was it the mother of all skid marks

Even if someone shit in bed?

TMI 😆 🤣

Is he 18?

My family are enjoying the World Cup too, but watching the game with a drink or too and snacks. Your husband sounds disgusting. He thinks it’s acceptable for his wife to have to sleep next to him like that?

We really don't need this level of detail, do we?

A dodgy pint? Is he a teenager 🙄

This is vile - I would lose all respect for a man who got so drunk he shit the bed.