Husband coming home pissed from pub

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He’s been watching football down the road, is absolutely bladdered and has fallen into bed and sharted right next to me.

Luckily still clothed but I’ve sent him downstairs. What is wrong with these men? I am dreading the rest of the tournament, it’s a bloody Wednesday night and he has work tomorrow!

So do many of the men in my family, it's a one off so nobody cares our end lol...there enjoying themselves

Like actually pooped himself?

They lose control of their bowels? Aren’t your family lucky too then

I had to look up what sharted meant OP
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And no the world cup being on doesn't excuse drunken disgusting behaviour.

He obviously cares about his booze and his football more than his wife.

That’s fucking disgusting 🤮

Well aren’t you a lucky lady 😳

That is so disgusting

You think it is OK for someone to get so drunk that they are incontinent?

Hmm.

Well done for kicking him out of bed, I'd have done the same. If he was mine I'd be absolutely disgusted with him.

You think it's funny when one of your family members gets pissed and shits themselves.

Wow.

Oh and it's they're.

He didn’t go out until 8pm. Said he was drinking cider and had 6 pints and it must have been dodgy. Serious ick right now. I’ve told him he’s doing his washing.

Yuk. Do you think he will even make it to work tomorrow?

That’s foul. So he has shat himself. And he’s gone downstairs to pass out like that? Assuming you aren’t 23, I’d be reading the bloody riot act with regards to the rest of the tournament. Shame you’re already married or I’d have his bags on the doorstep by the time he comes around tomorrow.

We are both late 30’s. Riot act absolutely being read.

Hes WFH luckily so will manage to get away with it I expect.

Bloody disgusting I’d leave him to clean his 💩 up

My DH watched the football quietly on the sofa with a cup of tea. He has some annoying habits, but he has never drunk to excess to this extent and I would never have married him if he had.

Goodness. How did he drink enough to get in that state in such a short time. It can't have been just pints.

It could because he was on cider, far more dangerous than beer!

Screw the washing. He needs to bin the stuff he’s wearing dirty animal. I get it it was an accident but he’s drunk and couldn’t be arsed going to the toliet

I said that. He won’t bin them until he tries to wash them as they are his best armani boxers he paid a lot of money for.

oh interesting, I thought it was less alcoholic! I only drink wine so it's a mystery to me 😆

Are you sure it wasn’t just a fart that smelt like poo as he could do with going to the toilet? Like how would you know if he was clothed?

Cider is a killer, its much more potent then beer/lager and when it gets hold of you, causes arsenic poisoning, which shows itself as a kind of Alzheimers, its the apple seeds

Which is why its the street drinkers drink of choice - gets them totally bladdered for very little money , and why they become so abusive whilst under the influence

Dont get me wrong, I used to love the stuff. Still do but it has to be a very very hot day for me to have one, and it is only the one - maybe two max

The women in your family need to raise standards if you’re happy to share a bed with a man who has shit himself, even once.

It’s not a one off either. England will
play at least 3 games, and many more if they progress.