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Lasts too long in bed, get rid?

423 replies

jipor · 16/12/2024 12:22

Been on a few of dates with a colleague. Not had sex yet, was internally planning on it.

When discussing sex a few days ago, he sort of pre warned me that he lasts notoriously long. Usually not far off an hour.

I know, men say this to show off. But he said it knowing that I was soon going to find out. Plus, it was prompted by me saying that sex over an hour is too long for me.

AIBU or is that a ridiculous amount of time? I don't want to be having sex for that long?! I feel like cutting it off already, before having to endure that.

OP posts:
GiddyRobin · 18/12/2024 09:55

BoldAmberDuck · 18/12/2024 09:52

Ohhhh! Thanks for explaining..I think my husband would quickly retreat if I went near his bum hole! It’s an absolute no if I go anywhere near! 😂😂😂

Hahaha! I think a lot of men can be a bit squeamish about it to be fair! 😂 On the one hand, I don't blame them because I don't want anything near my bum either! But if I had a whole world of pleasure up there I'd have to think twice!! This is the weirdest post I've ever made on MN. 🤣

Bettyboo111 · 18/12/2024 09:58

SybilTheSpy · 18/12/2024 09:47

if that's what they want, that's what they want. Not sure why some posters are so saddened by this 🤷‍♀️

I'm not saddened it's just an observation. I'm not about to do a statistical analysis and present my findings in a PowerPoint presentation.😂

The prostrate massage/trick does nothing for DP...

Arraminta · 18/12/2024 11:18

tachetastic · 17/12/2024 20:41

I suggest getting a sudoku book to work on while he finishes. Jigsaws might be a bit fiddly.

Not necessarily. I have a really good, adjustable jigsaw table which could be just the thing in this situation <helpful>

Fayruh · 18/12/2024 11:39

Wow I'm surprised to be in such a minority with liking long sex sessions. We do at least 45 mins and then go again for another 30 after a short break. We alternate with oral and fingers and also do various positions so he wont come tooooo early for me. I thought everyone did that to get maximum enjoyment but now I see not!
We use lube though as otherwise it would probably be too much.

Pealeaf · 18/12/2024 12:34

I guess it comes down to attitude. communication is surely the key.
I mean should it always be about how long it takes to cum. sometimes p.v sex is not first choice for couples, and whats wrongl with a quicky and /or mutual m.b.n .think we have gone into generalising about sex.
All good fun, but we might of gone off topic a bit.😀😉

Pealeaf · 18/12/2024 12:44

Well you have it sorted. you have a good sex life. As long as he has time to recharge keep going.

Pealeaf · 18/12/2024 12:51

Yeah it's not for everyone. I was late evan considering this.but I am a fan now. It comes to compatibility in the end. There are I believe many nerves in the butt.why not explore, it could be your thing.

GoldsolesLugs · 18/12/2024 14:00

Bettyboo111 · 18/12/2024 09:45

This thread is interesting. Most posters have a pretty fixed idea of what they want, which is to reach a single orgasm relatively quickly. It's a pretty rigid utilitarian view of sex.

I wouldn't say it's utilitarian - that would be to get knocked up every time. I'd describe it more as "vanilla", or, to use another term "normal". Kink is kink because it's kinky, i.e. not regular. If everyone's a kinkster, nobody is.
tl;dr stop non-kink-shaming.

BoldAmberDuck · 18/12/2024 14:32

GiddyRobin · 18/12/2024 09:55

Hahaha! I think a lot of men can be a bit squeamish about it to be fair! 😂 On the one hand, I don't blame them because I don't want anything near my bum either! But if I had a whole world of pleasure up there I'd have to think twice!! This is the weirdest post I've ever made on MN. 🤣

Me too! Normally taboo! Good thing we are anonymous! (I hope!)😂

SnappyCritic · 18/12/2024 15:25

Huh! My husband loves it! I refuse. (Too much like Sodom & Gomorrah in the Bible)

BefuddledCrumble · 18/12/2024 15:27

Is it usual for it to last less than an hour?

How do you fit all the fun stuff in?!

TriesNotToBeCynical · 18/12/2024 17:03

SnappyCritic · 18/12/2024 15:25

Huh! My husband loves it! I refuse. (Too much like Sodom & Gomorrah in the Bible)

Personally I suspect Sodom and Gomorrah were the subject of Putin-esque black propaganda as an excuse for stealing their land; we don't have their side of the story.

Pealeaf · 18/12/2024 17:54

Of course this topic divides. At least we can discuss this these days.

Pealeaf · 18/12/2024 17:56

I think half an hour for sex is not particularly long. (just to address that point)

CruCru · 18/12/2024 18:06

jipor · 16/12/2024 12:37

He said that doesn't include foreplay.

So needs about an hour of PIV sex to finish.

This is the important bit. It’s fine to like a “long sex session” (although I find it described that way a bit awkward) but this guy doesn’t want that - he needs an hour of humping to finish.

It’s a bit like a wedding speech. Wedding guests look forward to hearing the groom’s speech but there is a point where it should finish (I think 10 to 15 minutes is about right). A groom’s speech that lasts for a full hour stops being interesting and moving - even good public speakers stop being fresh if they talk for that long.

Itdidntworkforme · 19/12/2024 03:20

Buttercup198 · 17/12/2024 20:13

Sex for longer periods suit me we've been known to go for have sex for 2 and a half hours none stop 🤣

Well done. Gold star award

Bowies · 19/12/2024 12:44

Based on your concern and perhaps more so him being a colleague, I would call it quits now

CottonbudQueen · 20/12/2024 08:50

FKAT · 16/12/2024 13:31

Could he do it from behind? That way you could get few emails sent and do an online shop?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it, great idea, I'm actually crying

JohnFrancis · 21/12/2024 17:52

Oreosareawful · 16/12/2024 12:24

That's some claim to make if it isn't true!

I'm with you through OP, an hour is too much. Does he take that long when practicing 'self care'?

lol, I had check out this post, oh, ffs most guys are done in 5 minutes.me 10, maybe, Maybe he’s taking viiagra, the man does protest too much!!!

JohnFrancis · 21/12/2024 18:02

CottonbudQueen · 20/12/2024 08:50

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it, great idea, I'm actually crying

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, you just creased me up! an online shop?, I can’t stop
laughing! Oh, ffs, my stomach muscles are killing me. X

Schofip75 · 21/12/2024 18:15

I was wondering what he does for the last 57 mins😂

Ezkay · 21/12/2024 18:18

SybilTheSpy · 16/12/2024 12:43

Seeing as you're colleagues maybe call it off prior rather than post. Gotta factor in awkwardness when you're shuffling around each other making coffee at work. Will be less awkward not having shagged him.

Shuffling is probably all OP could manage after enduring an hour of him slugging it out 😳😬

JohnFrancis · 21/12/2024 18:19

CruCru · 18/12/2024 18:06

This is the important bit. It’s fine to like a “long sex session” (although I find it described that way a bit awkward) but this guy doesn’t want that - he needs an hour of humping to finish.

It’s a bit like a wedding speech. Wedding guests look forward to hearing the groom’s speech but there is a point where it should finish (I think 10 to 15 minutes is about right). A groom’s speech that lasts for a full hour stops being interesting and moving - even good public speakers stop being fresh if they talk for that long.

This is the best post ever, PIV is that I think it means, pee pee in vag? Lmao! And someone said that’s not including foreplay! Oh ffs! Jesus Christ! 😂

JohnFrancis · 21/12/2024 18:29

WatchOutForBabyHaggis · 16/12/2024 12:56

needs about an hour of PIV sex to finish

Christ, I'd be asleep after an hour

That’s good that’s very good! lol 😂

lover99 · 21/12/2024 19:02

Sounds like a porn addiction problem to me.