To ask your filthy guilty pleasure food

[FrogandTrumpet]

The cake thread got me thinking - what’s your guilty pleasure food? Something that you objectively know is total rubbish but which you can’t get enough of.

I hold my hands up to liking chicken and sweetcorn pot noodles. I very very rarely have one but just occasionally, I do get the urge.

Also, dirt cheap takeaway pizza. The kind with non-specific tasteless cheese and tomato puree.

Seedy bloomer cut into a doorstep. Remove a bit of the middle to make a small hole. Fry it in smoking hot oil with an egg in the middle.

So unhealthy but absolutely gorgeous.

I've never felt 'guilty' about eating it though. I probably have one every few months as my cholesterol is slightly raised.

Takis, I can demolish a day's worth of calories in Takis alone quite happily.

Also love a Philly cheesesteak. A proper one, where it's so greasy the paper bag they put it in is transparent by the time you get it home.

Buttered hobnob

Heinz canned macaroni cheese. I think it's a 1970s childhood thing, it is so bad but I love it so much.

As for buttered Hobnobs - give me a buttered Rich Tea and I am your friend for life 😀

Cheese and crisp butties. Bread must be white.

Can’t eat anymore for health reasons, but cheese on toast with a huge amount of salad cream mixed into baked beans, cheese on top of that melted. Amazing

supermarket tinned chicken curry, oven chips and warburtons white bread and butter. i only eat it when i am in on my own.

Ritz crackers

Cheese.

Sometimes cheese is my
Whole meal.

Donner kebab from a van

Toffifee (sp?)
They just brought out a coconut flavoured one. I can easily eat a whole pack in minutes. 🤤
My dad used to buy me them in the 80s so it's kind of nostalgic.
That and the fact I'm an uncontrollable fiend?!

Kraft cheesy pasta, the one in the red box. What a treat!

Chicken nuggets and chips, cooked very well done and must be cooked together with loads of paprika and salt. Now I type it I realise how vile that is, I have it a few times a year when I’m really desperate 🤣

Some of these are terrible! But another vote for the OPs pot noodle plus tinned semolina.

raw jusrol puff pastry

And bacon supernoodles

Eggy bread with baked beans 😍

The Macdonalds cheese bites. They don't even taste of anything! Why why why?

Fried Egg and proper homemade chips that are done in a deep fat fryer 🍳🍟 plenty of salt and vinegar and a piece of bread and butter yum.

Also I had chicken supernoodles with plenty cheese and beans the other day. My dd thought it was a vile concoction but honestly it's sooo nice lol.

Squirty cream. The DDogs go as mad for it as I do.

Fried bread....have resisted for a few months 🥺

Small loaf hollowed out, goat curry inside fuck loads of spices. Or cheesecake or a cheeseboard I can smash a cheese board easily 🤣

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gawd that’s grim. Are you pissed when you eat it?

Together? Surely you win the thread.