To ask your filthy guilty pleasure food

[FrogandTrumpet]

The cake thread got me thinking - what’s your guilty pleasure food? Something that you objectively know is total rubbish but which you can’t get enough of.

I hold my hands up to liking chicken and sweetcorn pot noodles. I very very rarely have one but just occasionally, I do get the urge.

Also, dirt cheap takeaway pizza. The kind with non-specific tasteless cheese and tomato puree.

It used to be Mini Kievs all the way here, but the quality is too rank now even for a slob night. They used to be delish and a treat at the pub with chips and salad back in the day!

Pork Scratchings-smell awful , taste divine

We use to call this dish 'egg in a nest'. Haven't had it for years. Think I will give it a try.

Nutella straight from the jar with a spoon

Wotsits dipped in salad cream

And crisps are less a guilty pleasure and more of an addiction. I never go a day without eating them.

I'm reading Ultra Processed People - this thread makes a lot of sense as a co-read!

Used to be supernoodles with baked beans for me or a greggs sausage roll.

Chicken super noodles with peas and loads of grated cheddar - YUM!! I have a secret stash of them hidden at the back of the cupboard for when the craving rears its head - it's not often, but when it does strike nothing else will do.

McDonald’s! Especially a cheeseburger happy meal with a chocolate milkshake (and if I’m feeling really classy, a shot of Bailey’s in the milkshake..)

I'm fully with you on that!

Tescos do the best canned chicken curry! I think it's delicious!

I've never done it with chips, have always done it with rice, but can completely see how your version would be top-notch! The bread as well. YES PLEASE.

Bombay badboy pot noodle.

Maccies Fillet o fish meal, with pickles and chocolate milkshake

I can't believe buttered toast and cheese boards are considered to be filthy guilty pleasures.

I live in remote Australia and whenever someone I know is travelling to uk, or we are meeting family from uk wherever in the world I make them bring me 50 packs of Batchelor super noodles. 25 chicken chow mein and 25 mild curry.
also packets of butterscotch angel delight.
im currently out of supplies and a small part of me has died.

Warm Aberdeen Buttery, with melted butter and sliced cheese - blue cheese even better.
Heart attack on a plate.

Yes, a cheese board isn't a guilty pleasure, surely?! In my child brain, it's still the restrained and faintly superior adult alternative to a massive creamy Proper Pudding.

Malt loaf with generous slabs of butter, that's a guilty pleasure. Making 'too much' cream cheese frosting for a carrot cake oh dear shame to waste it and then eating what's left = guilty.

A warmed up croissant filled with Parma ham plus a slice of maasdam cheese.
Nothing else added - just perfect.

The little Mr Kipling apple and blackcurrant pies warmed slightly and covered in squirty cream.

Try the concentrated soup heated, knob of butter, garlic, as a pancake filling….

Or goat's cheese tart and potatoes dauphinoise! 'Filthy'? Really!?

As I said above, one of mine is eating a box of Ritz crackers all in one go, like it was a packet of crisps. Spread with Primula cheese if possible.

Also a massive fan of doner kebabs, Pot Noodles, tinned custard, Carnation evaporated milk, cold Domino's pizza for breakfast, Flaming Hot Monster Munch, Haribo Star Mix, Friji milkshake and Greggs' sausage, cheese and bean bakes.

Also basically all food you can buy at shit seaside resorts (bags of hot doughnuts, sticks of rock, those red sugar dummies, cockles and whelks with vinegar, a double cone 99 with a flake and glowing red sauce, and blue Slush Puppies).

DP greatly enjoys a Fray Bentos pie. He also likes a battered smoked sausage and chips from Scottish chippies.

I apologise in advance for this horror BUT I really like that chicken in white sauce you get in a tin, with white rice (and heaps of black pepper).

Proper Middle Eastern Baklava.
The classic version, not the one with honey in it.

None of us seem to have any self control if it's in the house.

Bbq beef supernoodles
Packet mash potato with grated cheese and fried onions
Cheese findus crispy pancakes (sadly no longer 😢)
Chicago Town 3 minute in the microwave pizza
Pineapple jam sandwiches

Cheese toasties in a press sandwich maker... had to give the said sandwich maker away or have my coronary arteries read me the riot act far sooner than expected... now I allow myself a small one in a hospital Costa if I'm waiting more than an hour between appointments (NOT in cardiology). Heaven.

Thick white bread, toasted, spread with butter and marmite and smothered with cheesy baked beans.

For pudding a thick slab of malt loaf with Philadelphia cheese.

Banana sandwich; white bread, overripe banana, butter about 2cm thick.

Crunchy nut cornflakes with cream 😂 I’m a recent-ish vegan and to keep my craving going, I now use elmlea plant cream - it’s much the same really!!

Chip shop chips with lots of salt and vinegar topped with curry sauce....amazing.

Also partial to a bombay badboy potnoodle and and pickled onion crisps 😏