To be annoyed delivery guy peed in my garden!

[GaroTheMushroom]

Just seen a delivery guy peeing in my front garden (caught on ring doorbell) wasn't even my delivery and he was delivering food 🤢 clearly sees the doorbell but doesn't care! Someone said well there is a lack of toilets but surely that's not an excuse?!

I'm sure there will be people along shortly to say 'poor man, over-worked, where's he meant to pee, why didn't you take him a cuppa for after?' but it's vile. Report him to his employers.

Absolutely no excuse! I’d report it.

Disgusting but I do wonder, where do delivery people 'go'???

Honestly I wouldn't care. Poor guy was probably bursting. And his employers won't have factored loo breaks into his targets. And he probably makes minimum wage.

Urine won't damage your lawn, don't make someone's life harder but reporting them, it won't make your life any better

It isn't an excuse. He could've gone anywhere else but to pee in someone's garden is disgusting.

Report and file a complaint.

Also suggest said delivery driver carries an empty bottle so he isn't caught short again 🤣

If they are lucky they have a tescos or Macdonalds etc on route. But employers don't factor in time to use them.,

You expect human beings to pees in bottles?

Well aren't you a treat

Also did he pee on the food? Doubt it

So he delivered food to one house then randomly walked up for path and peed? That's weird, why yours? I'd complain

Round here they wee in bottles and leaves them in the pavement. I think I'd rather they weed in a bush.

Report. Ignore the idiot on here saying 'poor man', that is disgusting!

Yes he delivered to a neighbour then came into mine and done it, all I can assume is because mine has a hedge round it and next door doesn't so more "exposed" though didn't care he was on camera...

Don't worry I am ignoring them he literally delivers to a neighbour then comes into mine 🤦‍♀️

No but he'll have held his nob without washing his hands afterwards, then he'll be holding someone else's food in the next delivery 😨

Absolutely disgusting. I’ll never understand the people saying ‘poor man’ in these scenarios. It’s absolutely unacceptable to piss in a strangers front garden.

Is he just supposed to piss himself then?

@Winningatpatriachychicken

Thank you 😘

No. Just not relieve himself on someone’s property. Op isn’t responsible for this man’s access to toilet facilities.

There’s a rise in these incidents: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/apr/05/the-war-against-wild-toileting-stop-weeing-street-urinating?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
Report to Company and Police. Save any footage.

Yes report it. Disgusting. Ignore the 'poor guy was bursting' comments. My husband is a postman, he pees in shops, pubs, cafes. And yes sometimes he's had to pee in a bottle rather than pissing in someone garden.

Some have a bucket in the back of their van. I remember seeing it on a documentary years back. And not just for taking a wee, for 💩 as well. They said the often didn't have time to go and find a proper loo.

This is an age old myth, usually about truck drivers. No adult man can fit his penis into the top of a bottle, I remember a drunk ex and his mate trying when we were young and stuck on the motorway in a van.

I always assumed it was parents letting their kids wee in bottles when caught short.

Also there are literally products on the market to cater for being "caught short"!

The "kiddiewhizz" does an adult size version, pee in that and then use some antibac hand wipes within the van. Dump out the contents down a drain.

Or boots and Amazon sell bottles that are designed for those who are immobile or stuck in traffic for example that can be dumped out.

And those are the reusable, eco options, there are also gel filled bags that hold several wees as well as a host of other products I've not listed.

There is no need to go pee in someone's garden, it's absolutely grim, and I absolutely would report this to the company!

What do you think the police do when on a stakeout, politely knock on the suspects door and ask to use the loo

There’s bound to be a reason why your suggestions are mean and unfair to the delivery person…