Miracle tits - does partner get to keep them?

[Boobiliciousness]

Partner has come up with a hypothetical that we (weirdly) don't agree on.

The situation: he wakes up and has a pair of actual boobs. They are normal boobs, fully attached the same way boobs are, and he says they can also help out with breastfeeding. The bonus to him is he gets to admire them. He calls them "the miracle tits".

The disagreement: I say the fictional miracle tits have to go back to wherever or whatever they came from. He says his body his choice, and that they stay.

Who is being unreasonable?

Ew I’d almost definitely not be attracted to my husband anymore (yes my love is conditional 😄). So either the tits go or I go I’m afraid!

What a strange subject to get hung up on.

What are you drinking?!

I'll have one! 😂

The miracle tits arrived without asking. What makes you think either of you have a say in whether they stay or go?

That would give me the ick (if this really happened)

What did I just read?

Yeah this, you might just have to put up with them

AGP territory.
The imagery tits and the real life partner would both have to go as it's not my thing.
I am laughing though. 😁 This isn't a bosom-hoiking post! 😉

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I think you both need a good night’s sleep 😂

Or say “Yeah and maybe I can be blessed with a miracle cock so I can literally be as much of a wanker as you!”

You smoking?
I'd say they were a bonus and he could keep them, especially if it meant help with the breast feeding.
Mine actually has moobs that aren't aesthetically pleasing or functional - they could go back!

Ask him what would happen if you grew the magical penis at the same time.

(Comes with an automatic 20% salary increase.)

Erm I’d think my partner was having thoughts of transitioning if he came up with this shit.

Is his chest hairy or smooth?
Are his tits hairy or smooth?
Are they hairy tits on a hairy chest or are they smooth tits on a hairy chest?
Or are they hairy tits on a smooth chest?

All depends...

I'd be annoyed if he got really good boobs when mind could do with a freshen up
So I guess he could keep them but I'd want mine upgraded

My thoughts exactly. I'd be deeply concerned if my husband came up with this idea. It would put me right off him. 🤢🤢🤮

His body, his choice - he gets to keep miracle tits if he wants them.

Your body, your choice - you get to choose whether or not you want to stay with him if he keeps them (And it's entirely reasonable to let him know the probable consequences of his choice before time!).

I was just going with the randomness, but the AGP aspect is a point. I couldn't be with a man who wanted his own breasts and does even hypothesising about this fall into AGP fantasy🤔

His body, his choice.

But you get to decide on whether or not you want to be with someone with miracle tits.

He's lying to you op. He's been taking secretly taking hormones for a while and suddenly got a rush. Hence miracle boobs overnight.
Now he's lying, pretending he doesn't have a clue where they came from.

Is that the kind of man you want to be with?

My dh says that you don't look a gift horse in the mouth. They are a MIRACLE.

I like boobs. The more boobs the better. They can stay.

Thank you OP, I was having a bit of a shitty few days and this has cheered me up no end, the sort of shit me and my partner come up with 😂 life's too short not to be silly sometimes.

Also, he should probs be allowed to decide if he keeps them or not, body autonomy and all that!

What's AGP?

He sounds a right tit 😉
LTB