Miracle tits - does partner get to keep them?

[Boobiliciousness]

Partner has come up with a hypothetical that we (weirdly) don't agree on.

The situation: he wakes up and has a pair of actual boobs. They are normal boobs, fully attached the same way boobs are, and he says they can also help out with breastfeeding. The bonus to him is he gets to admire them. He calls them "the miracle tits".

The disagreement: I say the fictional miracle tits have to go back to wherever or whatever they came from. He says his body his choice, and that they stay.

Who is being unreasonable?

How can he help with breastfeeding? I thought you had to have given birth in order to start lactating.....or will that be the next miracle?

I like a man's chest to look like a man's chest.
That said, I am rather partial to a lovely pair of boobs.
I think I'd let him keep them a while!

This. Would new ones suddently show up if he were to remove them? And where did they come from? Did some woman somewhere wake up without hers? If yes: could they be returned to her?

I like my SO without tits. I would not be attracted to him if he had any. His body, his choice. And that choice would have certain consequences.

OP I suspect that your partner may well be an autogynephile.

Because they're hypothetical miracle tits, good lord.

If they are perkier than yours, insist on a transfer.

Could be AGP, but it's a really common heterosexual male idea "if I had breasts I'd never leave the house because I'd be too busy playing with them".

Personally I'd quite like to try playing with a penis of my own, but it would present certain logistical and anatomical difficulties.

I do love conversations like this..

They’d have to go though, or he would.

Good point that they might just disappear again. I did say I could probably cope with three weeks of miracle tittage before he sent them back (if possible) but as one poster said, he's firmly of the gift horse view.
Regarding breastfeeding, of course they can, they are miracle tits. Although knowing our seven month old she'd probably reject them just for lols.
Will have to ask regarding the level of hair - I hadn't considered this.

Yuk, not into this at all and I'd also be worried that a man thinking of these "hypothetical" situations isn't also thinking about dressing as a women as part of a sexual fantasy in general, which I personally find dehumanising to women. We aren't just a collection of bolt on parts.

My feelings also.

In that case they are just as likely to start pumping out liquid gold or elixir of eternal youth. Which is an argument for keeping them, obviously.

I'll just nip out and get a decent pump...

Why would you want them to go? If it’s because you would not longer be attracted to him YANBU to say either they go or you will probably need to leave him, you can’t be forced to stay in a relationship where there is no attraction.

If however you wouldn’t find them unattractive but want him to get rid because you would be jealous of his tits and the fact he would be admiring them I think that is unreasonable, it’s weird to be jealous of a man liking his own boobs.

Can they pump out wine?

And can his arse shit crisps?

it’s weird to be jealous of a man liking his own boobs.

I think this every time I visit Benidorm 👀

Did you have a similar conversation about what happens when you wake up with a miracle cock?! Your marriage seems to be heading places, OP 😁

What are you all smoking? I don't get this thread at all!

Ohhhh, never play a card game against you. That's a good one

Gosh don't some people take things seriously on here?

I wouldn't be too worried- I think many heterosexual men have fantasised about having their own pair of boobs they can just play with all day without having to ask for permission. Of course, they assume they'll be perky, perfectly shaped ones, and aren't considering the possibilities of premenstrual breast tenderness, back pain from large breasts, potential pain if they go out for a run, won't change because of the breastfeeding, etc.

I think if miracle tits turn up unannounced, you don't get a say in when they go, either. Whether you choose to stay with someone obsessed by his new miracle tits would be your choice, however...

@LegoDeathTrap 😂👍🏼

I couldn’t live with a H wanking over his own pair of miracle tits.

You can induce breastmilk (or a breastmilk like substance) by taking hormones and stuff.

I'm not sure if induce is the word I mean. And I don't know how much like breastmilk it is. But it can be fed to babies. Mind you, the only time I've come across it it was done by a woman
No idea of men can do it in the same way.

Tell him about my dream and pass it off as your own. True story. You wake up and have a penis, and you don't think ''what a miracle'' , you think, omg, another thing to sort out, but right now, I have to go to work, that group is coming in at ten. I have to set up. I was going to wear the blue suit but omg, the penis will show!? what can I wear, this floaty weird dress? ughg. The only thing that hides the penis also makes me look shorter and fatter. fgs. Luckily I woke up. But the trauma.

It's so weird that men see waking up with tits as something fun.