Miracle tits - does partner get to keep them?

[Boobiliciousness]

Partner has come up with a hypothetical that we (weirdly) don't agree on.

The situation: he wakes up and has a pair of actual boobs. They are normal boobs, fully attached the same way boobs are, and he says they can also help out with breastfeeding. The bonus to him is he gets to admire them. He calls them "the miracle tits".

The disagreement: I say the fictional miracle tits have to go back to wherever or whatever they came from. He says his body his choice, and that they stay.

Who is being unreasonable?

No because women do not typically rape, abuse, beat and murder men.

Oooh give the miracle tits a chance, a good pair of boobs is one of the comfiest pillows imaginable.

OMG this has made me feel a bit queasy. He sounds like a pervert.

THIS! ^

Different body area but...

DH and I had a long conversation once about isn't it good that your vagina isn't in your armpit...
Would be easier to scratch but make sex very difficult and bendy.
But DH reasoned that I could still cook the tea with my other arm while we shagged.

But we couldn't work out how you would urinate.
Do you just lift your arm and spray or flap your arm to pump it out??

So many questions..

🙄

Is your partner Janette Krankie?

Thanks OP - DH and I are now discussing this and largely the miracle tits aren’t a problem in themselves but it’s the ramifications of them being in public and at work that would be the issue!

This has got to be a drunken wind up._😂😂😂

Just one!?

😂

To be fair, just the one would indeed look very odd.

Yeah just the one

I think I saw the film - no, actually, it was the play I saw. I think Benedict Cumberbatch played the washing machine.

A friend had an annoyingly pert pair of boobs that were a perfect handful. Her bf told her they could be better - if only they were on her shoulder blades where he could play with them when they hugged.
On the plus side, I suspect a husband with boobs could be relied upon for neck and shoulder rubs, of course he might be on borrowed time if his proved less prone to gravity.

Depends how many men get miracle tits though I suppose. If it wasn’t uncommon then the public ramifications would be fewer.

😂😂😂😂😂

I thought this was going to be Spanx-type wear for bosoms that produced miracle results.. To say I’m disappointed is a massive understatement. 🥺

My husband would say his body his choice and I would fully agree.

But I would also tell him that he can go and take his miracle tits and live under another roof. 🤷‍♀️ A bloke with tits is not the person I married.

For what it's worth I'd prefer a pair of miracle tits to just one of the same volume

If they were common they wouldn’t be a miracle!

What about a uniboob?

what if mens testicles were tit sized on their chest?

And joking about a man having breasts on his own body is somehow eroding women’s rights? It makes no sense. Especially when the purpose of the breasts is to assist with infant feeding.

I'm just waiting for someone called Cockiliciouness to start a thread called
Miracle Cock and Balls Do I Get to Keep them?

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On the plus side - at least you know what to get him for his birthday.