Miracle tits - does partner get to keep them?

[Boobiliciousness]

Partner has come up with a hypothetical that we (weirdly) don't agree on.

The situation: he wakes up and has a pair of actual boobs. They are normal boobs, fully attached the same way boobs are, and he says they can also help out with breastfeeding. The bonus to him is he gets to admire them. He calls them "the miracle tits".

The disagreement: I say the fictional miracle tits have to go back to wherever or whatever they came from. He says his body his choice, and that they stay.

Who is being unreasonable?

I’ve really not thought this through properly, have I…

No. It's almost like you're not taking this seriously...

It's only fair that you develop a miraculous penis upon your head. It could magically enable you to know all the answers to everything, comes with a pay rise, doubles up as a TV antenna, and alerts everyone to the fact that you are a dick head know it all!

I've actually got a pretty good sense of humour, I just find this hypothesis totally weird and to be honest, not particularly funny 🤷🏼‍♀️ Wouldn't do for us all to be the same I suppose

This had me howling!!

Did we find out what AGp was

Did we find out what AGp was

It's autogynephilia. Posts mentioning it, or suggesting it might be the motivation of some men to transition to being transwomen, tend to get deleted.

I knew there'd be weirdos on here with faux confusion and horror about a passing hypothetical conversation
It's not a hive mind here but it sure is predictable!

@Sux2buthen and they did not disappoint. Heh.
I have chuckled.

Oh I googled AGP - took a few hits to figure it out but yeah...
Nothing like taking a sledgehammer to a nut.

There are medications that can be used to induce breastfeeding without rhe woman having given birth.

I believe very much his body his choice, he can keep them, but its up to you if your body wanfs to stick around after that.

More importantly, if you were a goat, would he still love you?

Nonsense.

Doesn't he feel it would be a little awkward turning up for work with a fine pair of 42Ds?

Apparently should I also be gifted with a miracle cock I can keep it, but he'll be leaving. I reckon after some investigations I'd be keen for it to go back. I floated the idea of an off week on week, which he said would be fine and he could "make that work" given our lack of rampant sex life (thanks kids 🙄). Compromise is key in a relationship 😂

With regards to the practicalities, he's sardonically acknowledged male privilege and says it won't be a problem...

If I could time the week on week off arrangement for when I was camping/going a festival etc then I'd be on board. The less I have to sit down to pee in those situations, the better.

I reckon the novelty of miracle tits would wear off eventually, like as soon as he wanted to sleep on his front, or wear a button up shirt.

@HollyKnight
I would not still love my partner if he was a goat, I would remain fond though, and make sure his barn/shed arrangement outside was comfortable. I may also allow him to partake in goat yoga (it's a thing), for comedy value.

Sharing a bed with a goat would be awkward so they’d definitely need to go outside.

I really don't think this is an issue. All you need is to get a decent sports bra for him and he'll be begging for them to return to wherever they came from.