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I'm going to hell aren't I? What the fuck

767 replies

BlackFriYay · 15/11/2023 16:54

9 ish months ago I was seeing somebody I really liked but was being messed around terribly by. I'm talking ghosting after sex repeatedly, blatantly using me for sex but claiming otherwise.. I suspected he had a girlfriend towards the end but didn't have any proof as he "doesn't do social media". (Lies). Champions league wanker behaviour basically.

I thought I was in love with him at the time and it took me months to get over once I finally decided to cut my losses and move on.

I did some work on my self esteem and when he came crawling back months later (a few weeks ago) and text me asking to see me realised I wasn't into him at all so I cheerily replied no thank you, I'm not interested. Yay for me. He said he was gutted bla bla bla. I didn't reply. Forgot all about him.

The other day it was my DD's birthday and I changed my Instagram picture to one of her when she was born. Unbeknownst to me he has been looking at my social media (which I don't have him as a friend on) and he's sent me an inbox this afternoon saying he has seen that picture and is having a meltdown because he thinks I've had a baby recently and wants to know if it's his!

Now obviously I'm not going to let the silly git think he has an actual child but AIBU to blank his message for a few days and let him see how he likes it 😂

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Marmite27 · 15/11/2023 16:56
Grin

make him sweat OP!

CissOff · 15/11/2023 16:56

A few days of no communication won’t hurt 😘

Gloriousgardener11 · 15/11/2023 16:57

Yes, let him sweat 😅!

YellowBelly23 · 15/11/2023 16:57

Definitely make him wait a few days. I don't have Insta, can he tell if you've read it?

Illegallyblonder · 15/11/2023 16:57

Don't reply! Twat.

timeforbedmethinks · 15/11/2023 16:58

I'd reply saying I thought you didn't have social media!

noooooooo · 15/11/2023 16:58

I don’t think you really owe him a reply at all but that’s probably actual evil. Hilarious self-own from him though, actual stuff of dreams, 10/10.

BlackFriYay · 15/11/2023 16:58

So the Instagram message pops up as a notification (see attached 😂) and he won't know I've read it unless I open it in the app, which I haven't.

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SparkyBlue · 15/11/2023 16:59

That's absolutely hilarious OP

NotAgainBrian · 15/11/2023 17:00

Definitely make him sweat for a while 😆

Topjoe19 · 15/11/2023 17:00

So funny!! Definitely make him sweat 🤣

quitefranklyabsurd · 15/11/2023 17:01

I’m not sure I’d ever reply. - apart from maybe with something along the lines of the below in a couple of days -

“this is all to hard to talk about at the moment”

and then block.

Totaly · 15/11/2023 17:01

Tell him you’ll let him k ow when the first DNA results come through as you are going in alphabetical order.

ButterflyOil · 15/11/2023 17:01

Hahahaha oh dear. The evil part of me would never reply but he sounds really worried so I would but say give it 24 hours vs a few days.

Moneyjealousy · 15/11/2023 17:01

I'd upload a new pic with some passive aggressive twatty #dont need no man just me and my child hashtag.
I'll join you in hell.

IncorrigibIeRogue · 15/11/2023 17:01

Oh yes just let the silly goat sweat!

And then reply days later with "I thought you didn't have social media" and nothing else 🤣

ButterflyOil · 15/11/2023 17:01

😂😂😂😂

BlackFriYay · 15/11/2023 17:02

I can't stop laughing, my DC are looking at me like I've lost the plot 😅

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MotherEarthisaTerf · 15/11/2023 17:02

Moneyjealousy · 15/11/2023 17:01

I'd upload a new pic with some passive aggressive twatty #dont need no man just me and my child hashtag.
I'll join you in hell.

OMG yes Gin

Littlegoth · 15/11/2023 17:02

I would block him and let him stew. Forever.

CandleWick4 · 15/11/2023 17:03

yeh let him sweat for a couple of days. I’d probably tell him the truth (but I’m a bit of wet wipe 😆) but in a couple of days 😁

backtowinter · 15/11/2023 17:03

I would reply "who is this?"

Then block

noooooooo · 15/11/2023 17:04

Ah now I’ve read his message and the way he’s worded it, I would just tell him. But then again, it wasn’t me he told a load of old fanny to, so …

Still laughing though.

FirstFallopians · 15/11/2023 17:04

Pahahahahahaha!

Oh I’d love to say something like

“I kept meaning to get in touch before you got the notification from CSA, but I just never knew what to say.

She has your eyes xxx”

I hope he’s sweating!

CandleWick4 · 15/11/2023 17:04

backtowinter · 15/11/2023 17:03

I would reply "who is this?"

Then block

Ignore my comment - do this 😂