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AIBU?

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Original poster

To be tired of penis beakers?

249 replies

Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 20:14

Seriously!

Penis beaker has become the benchmark of being on Mumsnet for long enough to allow for a slightly risky post.

But it makes no sense... You could have just copied a well used phrase on the site having (blissfully) no idea about the thread.

Sorry. It's been a long week.

But AIBU?

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Cnidarian · 14/09/2023 20:17

What's got in your Balonz?!

caggie3 · 14/09/2023 20:17

I know. I actually start screaming and crying.

ErrolTheDragon · 14/09/2023 20:18

BearBearBearBearBear

90yomakeuproom · 14/09/2023 20:18

Chill out! Wouldn't want you to scream in the sistine.

BishopBrennansArseHole · 14/09/2023 20:18

I snap and fart every time I see it!

Original poster
Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 20:18

@caggie3 And throwing up.

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WanderingWitches · 14/09/2023 20:19

Have you snapped and farted OP?

HadEnoughOfBears · 14/09/2023 20:19

Oh just cancel the cheque OP

Original poster
Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 20:19

@90yomakeuproom it's difficult not to.

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MixedTocopherols · 14/09/2023 20:20

I've still never seen the snapped and farted thread. It gets mentioned so damn much that I'm over it without even reading it

CinnamonBear · 14/09/2023 20:20

Did someone piss on your naice ham today? 😉

gamerchick · 14/09/2023 20:20

Penis beaker wasn't funny. Neither was twatting snapped and farted. No idea why people think it was.

caggie3 · 14/09/2023 20:20

MixedTocopherols · 14/09/2023 20:20

I've still never seen the snapped and farted thread. It gets mentioned so damn much that I'm over it without even reading it

You aren't missing anything at all. It wasn't funny.

Doyoureallyhavetoask · 14/09/2023 20:21

Makes me want to run away to Maui

MixedTocopherols · 14/09/2023 20:22

Personally I will accept nothing less than a cutted up pear reference to prove someone's MN credentials.

FictionalCharacter · 14/09/2023 20:23

Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 20:18

@caggie3 And throwing up.

Edited

And shaking.

FictionalCharacter · 14/09/2023 20:24

MixedTocopherols · 14/09/2023 20:22

Personally I will accept nothing less than a cutted up pear reference to prove someone's MN credentials.

Now that one was funny!

WorseDecision · 14/09/2023 20:25

That's because they don't know about the Mexican house thief.

Hawkins0009 · 14/09/2023 20:25

dont mix pancake or yorkshire pudding mix etc in the wrong beaker @Beanispeeker

ThatWriterInTheCorner · 14/09/2023 20:25

I've been here so long I remember when spiders were called loofahs 🙂

WanderingWitches · 14/09/2023 20:26

I've not seen spiders willies or clothes being darked on for a while

BlessedBeTheFruitCake · 14/09/2023 20:26

Tiny wanker!

TroysMammy · 14/09/2023 20:26

An elderly lady has just moved into my street. I think she is Korean.

Original poster
Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 20:26

Quite enjoyed this one. You've made me want a Yorkshire pudding.

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Gerrataere · 14/09/2023 20:26

MixedTocopherols · 14/09/2023 20:20

I've still never seen the snapped and farted thread. It gets mentioned so damn much that I'm over it without even reading it

It was literally the most unfunny troll who ever trolled, yet it’s being held on to here like the Greatest Comedy Event Of All Time.

Ive seen some genuinely funny (although likely troll) posts on here, but they take more dedication than just dropping in the word fart like a petulant 8 year old in the middle of a rant. One had several threads going about her soon to be born baby, acting like he was the Second Coming. Unfortunately even the best trolls over egg it and eventually got banned.