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To be tired of penis beakers?

249 replies

Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 20:14

Seriously!

Penis beaker has become the benchmark of being on Mumsnet for long enough to allow for a slightly risky post.

But it makes no sense... You could have just copied a well used phrase on the site having (blissfully) no idea about the thread.

Sorry. It's been a long week.

But AIBU?

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SoulCaptain · 14/09/2023 21:33

Is that you UCB?

RaisedOnADietofBrokenBiscuitsOh · 14/09/2023 21:34

Greentrilby · 14/09/2023 21:14

I think this thread needs to be logged with the police ‘just in case’

You can get a free 30 minute call with literally any solicitor to discuss this thread. It's the law.

Wheredideveryonego · 14/09/2023 21:35

That's what I found funny, everyone assumed it was an autocorrect and was trying to work out what OP could have meant. In the end OP confirmed she had indeed meant snapped and farted. I think she said she had IBS and often farted when stressed or annoyed

WestwardHo1 · 14/09/2023 21:35

Cutted up pear, Balonz and the sinister Easter bonnet were my all time funniest threads. I only have to think of those fleeing chicks and I start laughing.

Showing my age and provenance.

The recent French flip flop thread was also very chucklesome.

Snapped and farted was absolutely not funny and neither was penis beaker.

TheShellBeach · 14/09/2023 21:36

LoseLooseLucy · 14/09/2023 20:29

Never get what anyone found remotely funny about snapped and farted 😑

Or that stupid thread about the Sistine Chapel. That was just boringly unfunny.

Imamumgetmeoutofhere · 14/09/2023 21:38

I preferred the lady who replied to herself about a pram a few years after the original post 😂😂

NormaLouiseBates · 14/09/2023 21:38

I think I must be one of the only people on MN who did actually find penis beaker very funny when it was first posted!

One of my very favourites though was the sinister Easter bonnet. I cried laughing at that one 😂

8misskitty8 · 14/09/2023 21:38

You need a penguin bollard

RaisedOnADietofBrokenBiscuitsOh · 14/09/2023 21:38

Imamumgetmeoutofhere · 14/09/2023 21:38

I preferred the lady who replied to herself about a pram a few years after the original post 😂😂

I forgot all about that!

PorridgeOnToast · 14/09/2023 21:39

I think the most stupid thing is when a poster puts

"NOT TO BE USED BY ANY NEWSPAPERS"
"I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT FOR THE DAILY FAIL TO USE THIS"

or other such silliness 😂

as if a reporter is about to cut and paste for an article, and then sees that and goes "oh no! They have put that, I can't possibly use it now. Darn that poster with their cleverness by not giving permission!"

Flipflops123 · 14/09/2023 21:40

I AM CANADIAN

ThisisLardcore · 14/09/2023 21:40

Where's Suzi Quatro's Fat Nan when you need her?

Imamumgetmeoutofhere · 14/09/2023 21:40

The one where the OPs child made a giant clay cock however was comedy gold

RogersOrganismicProcess · 14/09/2023 21:43

Actually, serious question does anyone remember the thread about phobias with the breast with holes in it? It was so disturbing. Was that real?

WestwardHo1 · 14/09/2023 21:44

NormaLouiseBates · 14/09/2023 21:38

I think I must be one of the only people on MN who did actually find penis beaker very funny when it was first posted!

One of my very favourites though was the sinister Easter bonnet. I cried laughing at that one 😂

I remember the poster who said that one of the chicks clearly knew that all he had to do was outrun the other one. "What a little bastard he is"

😂

To be tired of penis beakers?
smilesup · 14/09/2023 21:44

It was very funny as it happened. Not so funny afterwards.

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Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 21:45

I'm scared to admit I haven't heard of many of these in case I get kicked off.

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JustAnotherRandom · 14/09/2023 21:45

Asterales · 14/09/2023 20:51

Oh this is making me really want to re-read the minge at the swimming pool and the people (definitely NOT hedgehogs) shagging in the hedge threads. Can anyone remember the titles/keywords of either of those? Or better still, post a link?!

Was that the one where the poster said it wasn't a hedgehog because she'd heard someone say 'stick a finger up my bum' or something?

QueSyrahSyrah · 14/09/2023 21:47

Wheredideveryonego · 14/09/2023 21:35

That's what I found funny, everyone assumed it was an autocorrect and was trying to work out what OP could have meant. In the end OP confirmed she had indeed meant snapped and farted. I think she said she had IBS and often farted when stressed or annoyed

Gosh. I must have lost interest before that drip feed Grin

Thisgooddog · 14/09/2023 21:49

The Balonz thread cracks me up. ‘Rarer than none since 1916’ has made me howl 😂

Titsywoo · 14/09/2023 21:51

Wasn't there one years and years ago about a penguin and a blind date or something that people used to use as their "I've been here ages dontcha know"

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tuvamoodyson · 14/09/2023 21:53

I’m incandescent with rage on your behalf OP!

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