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AIBU?

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Original poster

To be tired of penis beakers?

249 replies

Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 20:14

Seriously!

Penis beaker has become the benchmark of being on Mumsnet for long enough to allow for a slightly risky post.

But it makes no sense... You could have just copied a well used phrase on the site having (blissfully) no idea about the thread.

Sorry. It's been a long week.

But AIBU?

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LetMeEnfoldYou · 14/09/2023 20:26

gamerchick · 14/09/2023 20:20

Penis beaker wasn't funny. Neither was twatting snapped and farted. No idea why people think it was.

This.

That was a low era in MN times.

CameronCook · 14/09/2023 20:27

God I am so old that my school run dress is now a dropping off at Uni dress.

Ofcourseshecan · 14/09/2023 20:27

LTB

CheersToMe · 14/09/2023 20:29

Has the booble plate been recovered yet?

LoseLooseLucy · 14/09/2023 20:29

Never get what anyone found remotely funny about snapped and farted 😑

RedDoughnut · 14/09/2023 20:31

Here, have some Pom Bears and a nice sit down.

YourWinter · 14/09/2023 20:31

When was the guy “doing T-Rex” in Asda? That wasn’t actually the OP’s main issue.

Marblessolveeverything · 14/09/2023 20:33

Bring back "a few rugby players to bounce car out of the way".

honeyandfizz · 14/09/2023 20:34

WanderingWitches · 14/09/2023 20:26

I've not seen spiders willies or clothes being darked on for a while

This was never ever funny.

honeyandfizz · 14/09/2023 20:36

caggie3 · 14/09/2023 20:20

You aren't missing anything at all. It wasn't funny.

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Soooo damn true - I must have had a sense of humour bypass because I didn't even break a smile when I read it.

Avatartar · 14/09/2023 20:36

Fat balls

breathequietly · 14/09/2023 20:39

Ok I did enjoy fat balls

QueSyrahSyrah · 14/09/2023 20:39

LoseLooseLucy · 14/09/2023 20:29

Never get what anyone found remotely funny about snapped and farted 😑

Surely it was just an unfortunate autocorrect? I never understood the drama about it.

drowningbutwaving · 14/09/2023 20:39

Avatartar · 14/09/2023 20:36

Fat balls

Was just about to say the same

SittingHereInLimbo · 14/09/2023 20:40

Is that you, Sharon?

NoSaladThanks · 14/09/2023 20:40

It wasn't the threads opening posts that made them funny. For me, it was some of the replies on them that were hilarious.

Thedogscollar · 14/09/2023 20:41

Ofcourseshecan · 14/09/2023 20:27

LTB

You beat me too it.
Why did you have children with him though😁

usernother · 14/09/2023 20:41

I enjoyed the woman who made owl noises.

Newusername1273 · 14/09/2023 20:42

Just cancel the cheque and move on with a naice slice of ham and a Biscuit

RaisedOnADietofBrokenBiscuitsOh · 14/09/2023 20:42

Does anyone else remember lemon drizzle cake gate?

Hawkins0009 · 14/09/2023 20:43

RaisedOnADietofBrokenBiscuitsOh · 14/09/2023 20:42

Does anyone else remember lemon drizzle cake gate?

missed that one and the bisons

Hawkins0009 · 14/09/2023 20:43

alough i did know of the water serpents thread

BodegaSushi · 14/09/2023 20:44

Geez OP, who darked on your cereal today? Have you got a house in Mexico by chance?

Threeboysadogandacat · 14/09/2023 20:45

YABU

Try Netmums

MaggieBsBoat · 14/09/2023 20:46

Come back Phyllis we need you!!!!!!