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To be tired of penis beakers?

249 replies

Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 20:14

Seriously!

Penis beaker has become the benchmark of being on Mumsnet for long enough to allow for a slightly risky post.

But it makes no sense... You could have just copied a well used phrase on the site having (blissfully) no idea about the thread.

Sorry. It's been a long week.

But AIBU?

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Imamumgetmeoutofhere · 14/09/2023 21:58

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Incase your not joking......

A poster OH kept a large beaker to wash his tackle with after doing the deed to save having to get up and have a wash, or something to that effect. Remember feeling 🤢🤢🤢 at the time so have somewhat wiped it from my memory

TickTickTock · 14/09/2023 22:00

Imamumgetmeoutofhere · 14/09/2023 21:38

I preferred the lady who replied to herself about a pram a few years after the original post 😂😂

Which one was this? I've seen it mentioned a few times but have never seen it. I need to read it now!

VestaTilley · 14/09/2023 22:03

But do you know your stunt pineapples from your cutted up pear?

GoodVibesHere · 14/09/2023 22:04

Sex lube and a fish slice

ThanksItHasPockets · 14/09/2023 22:05

GoodVibesHere · 14/09/2023 22:04

Sex lube and a fish slice

Oh I LOVED that one

TickTickTock · 14/09/2023 22:05

There was a recent one about a woman who had lied to her other half for years about the dish she ordered from the Chinese. I think he really liked ducks so she told him her duck pancakes was actually pork (or something).. that one really made me giggle!

itsmylife7 · 14/09/2023 22:06

MixedTocopherols · 14/09/2023 20:22

Personally I will accept nothing less than a cutted up pear reference to prove someone's MN credentials.

This one was really funny. I might read it all again 😁

X6hfyib4ms · 14/09/2023 22:08

Some of them you had to be there. Wasn't there for penis beaker, before my time.

But I enjoyed the gentle narrative of ELK (elderly Korean lady) and at the time quote enjoyed (without finding hilarious) snapped and farted and sistine chapel. At the time. But they're not funny enough to be talked about years later.

It's llike when parents talk about a sketch from Morecombe and Wise decades ago and scream with laughter and you watch it and smile politely but don't get it. Context is so massive.

That said I've just read the Balonz thread for the first time and found it very funny.

RunAwayTurnAwayRunAwayTurnAway · 14/09/2023 22:08

You're all on glue.

Dixienormassss · 14/09/2023 22:09

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LetUsPounce · 14/09/2023 22:12

As far as I'm concerned, Mumsnet peaked with iCod. (In her first incarnation, not her second. Yes, I really am that old.)

bluebeardswife7 · 14/09/2023 22:12

RaisedOnADietofBrokenBiscuitsOh · 14/09/2023 20:42

Does anyone else remember lemon drizzle cake gate?

Marmalade Twatkins

JudgementalRaccoon · 14/09/2023 22:13

I’m so sorry Alan.

Nanaof1 · 14/09/2023 22:13

RaisedOnADietofBrokenBiscuitsOh · 14/09/2023 20:42

Does anyone else remember lemon drizzle cake gate?

Now, the lemon drizzle cake gate sounds like it would be worth reading, and I have always wanted to read about the Mexican House Thief and fat balls, but have never found those. Anyone have a link to any of them?

Bisons?
Water Serpents?

Now I am getting seriously intrigued....🤔😯🤓

Rusticanella · 14/09/2023 22:15

@Nanaof1

To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume> www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1718384-To-pelt-my-cakes-at-this-mums-head-in-the-playground-this-afternoon-fume

Hoping that link works- Lemon Drizzle one

bluebeardswife7 · 14/09/2023 22:15

Pregnant and peng. Very funny til her cousin found it. Now riddled with holes.

theinnergame · 14/09/2023 22:15

I still chuckle when I recall the boil in the vag curry.

Rusticanella · 14/09/2023 22:16

Does anyone remember the "parp baby" or "fart baby" thread? About the baby that was conceived through, ahem, alternative practises.

WestwardHo1 · 14/09/2023 22:16

X6hfyib4ms · 14/09/2023 22:08

Some of them you had to be there. Wasn't there for penis beaker, before my time.

But I enjoyed the gentle narrative of ELK (elderly Korean lady) and at the time quote enjoyed (without finding hilarious) snapped and farted and sistine chapel. At the time. But they're not funny enough to be talked about years later.

It's llike when parents talk about a sketch from Morecombe and Wise decades ago and scream with laughter and you watch it and smile politely but don't get it. Context is so massive.

That said I've just read the Balonz thread for the first time and found it very funny.

Elderly Korean Lady was a joy to read

WestwardHo1 · 14/09/2023 22:17

bluebeardswife7 · 14/09/2023 22:15

Pregnant and peng. Very funny til her cousin found it. Now riddled with holes.

Same poster as Lemon Drizzle Cake I think 😂

Different username though

bluebeardswife7 · 14/09/2023 22:18

Also, the lady who stuck a whole garlic up her vagina

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Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 22:19

@bluebeardswife7 sorry????

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