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For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

403 replies

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 18:53

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

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OhPeggySue · 05/01/2023 18:54

Nope. Never.

PaperwhiteTheGhost · 05/01/2023 18:54

Yep.

Rowthe · 05/01/2023 18:54

Nope

HoneyIShrunkThePizza · 05/01/2023 18:54

Yes, absolutely.

FallopianTubeTrain · 05/01/2023 18:56

Yep, and probably for less than £100m.

LaurieFairyCake · 05/01/2023 18:56

NEVER

Not even to be a billionaire

IncompleteSenten · 05/01/2023 18:56

100 million?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Imagine the good you could do with that amount of money. I'd take one for the team.

icelollycraving · 05/01/2023 18:56

I don’t think anyone would pay me to do porn. Unless it was a niche for a chubby knackered knocking 50 year old, then yes probably.

All4Stars · 05/01/2023 18:56

No. The humiliation wouldn't be worth even that amount of money.

HirplesWithHaggis · 05/01/2023 18:56

Yes, absolutely. It's not really exploitative at that fee.

AllOfThemWitches · 05/01/2023 18:56

Absolutely!

Blowyourowntrumpet · 05/01/2023 18:57

No

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SaintLoy · 05/01/2023 18:57

I'd do half a dozen.

MrsRobinsonsHandprints · 05/01/2023 18:58

Would need a second to think. Yes, and I'm the most media shy (no fb/insta etc)

Like @IncompleteSenten I'd take one several for the team and they pay for hypnosis.

arethereanyleftatall · 05/01/2023 18:58

😂😂 nope! And that's probably one of the only things I wouldn't do for 100 million

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I'd do it for £2.99 and a Greggs bacon roll.

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 18:58

No. The humiliation wouldn't be worth even that amount of money

is it humiliation though?> Some people with careers in it thrive on it.

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Probably would as well but I'd need to think a bit more. Question really is what is the lowest you'd take.

over50andfab · 05/01/2023 19:00

With my saggy tits and arse you gotta be joking - who'd watch it!

LBOCS2 · 05/01/2023 19:00

Yes, definitely. For less than £100mill but more than £100,000.

I'd probably start seriously considering it at around the £15-20mill mark.

TheYearOfSmallThings · 05/01/2023 19:00

I want to say no but... probably yes. Although even hypothetically I am struggling to picture the market for such a movie 🤔

Ylvamoon · 05/01/2023 19:00

Yep.
But I doubt they are interested in a 40+ year old woman, slightly overnight and saggy boobs.

listsandbudgets · 05/01/2023 19:01

Maybe.. but with my flabby late 40s body they'd probably pay me NOT to do it. People would be turning off in droves if I did Grin

Ylvamoon · 05/01/2023 19:01
  • should be overweight!
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