For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

[pillow56]

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

Yeah, I'd do it. I'd even do it for a million. It would be great to raise awareness that wobbly menopausal women can still be shit hot sexual beings. Now where do I sign up? 😆

I suppose the other crucial question is...who would my partners be? 😬

Probably would as well but I'd need to think a bit more. Question really is what is the lowest you'd take

I gave a generous sum so people wouldn't dispute the amount. I'm torn on my response, my parents are highly conservative and elderly so would be devastated over it and it would likely put my father into an early grave, but if they were dead I'd definitely do it as I don't care for my siblings.

I just don’t think I’d be cast OP

No I don't believe consent can be purchased

Oh and I'd want to know who my co-star would be - it could easily be a deciding factor

Of course. The catch would be I'd appear as my normal self. Grooming? I wouldn't even bother shaving my legs. I'd probably leave my fleece on for the kink factor. And I'm well past the age of faking orgasms.

So take me as you find me, and I'll take your hundred million.

Harold?

I’d do it for far less. But i’d need a little time for an industrial wax and a crash diet.

Yes as I'd be wearing a gimp mask

I suppose the other crucial question is...who would my partners be

I suppose with a 100 million fee (tax free) you can't really ask for Brad Pitt or complain about the quality.

and Willy.

Together.

With Meg in charge of the sexdrobe and Kate managing props.

As long as I didn’t have to watch it, sure. I’d do a lot for charity, give family enough so they could never work again and retire gracefully to the country.

Yes

Yep. Wouldn’t even need to think about it. And would feel no shame about it, frankly.

Yep without a second thought!

When you say other shows, do I have to go on Piers Morgan's life stories? Dealbreaker.

Yep. Wouldn’t even need to think about it. And would feel no shame about it, frankly

in fairness I think with even mass publicity with it you could still move to a big city after and people wouldn't remember or recognise you.

For all the people saying yes do you have children? and would your parents care?>

Make it a wolf fleece for maximum kink.

I'd do a box set for that.

Hell yes, but I'd get the money up front, because I guarantee it won't make a penny profit!!

Absolutely

Don’t tell DH but yeah. I mean, it would be awful but I also want £100 million.

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