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For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 18:53

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:36

I would be able to give them a great life but everyone would know how the money was made! My teen sons would never speak to me again

I think you only think this, they'd be mad at you but once they seen the benefits that money brings to their lives they'd mellow.

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Giggorata · 05/01/2023 19:36

(Secretly expecting a PM)

😉

Badleg87 · 05/01/2023 19:37

Yes, for a lot less the 100million

LoobyDop · 05/01/2023 19:37

No. As long as we can be bought and sold, we’ll never be free and equal, and you can’t put a price on freedom and equality.

LondonSouth28 · 05/01/2023 19:37

I'm not sure that with a budget of £100mn I'd be chosen as the leading lady... but I 100% would do it. And as PPs have said, I'd do it for a lot less too.

BethDuttonsTwin · 05/01/2023 19:38

Of course!

goingback · 05/01/2023 19:39

where do i sign?

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:40

No. As long as we can be bought and sold, we’ll never be free and equal, and you can’t put a price on freedom and equality

as long as you're poor though you can never be free and equal either. You can't put a price on comfort either.

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OnTheRoadAgain1 · 05/01/2023 19:40

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:36

I would be able to give them a great life but everyone would know how the money was made! My teen sons would never speak to me again

I think you only think this, they'd be mad at you but once they seen the benefits that money brings to their lives they'd mellow.

Perhaps. But I doubt they would respect me any longer (not that I'm getting much respect now!) Suppose I could always have a family meeting to vote on it beforehand, haha!

BliainNua · 05/01/2023 19:41

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:31

Nope, not even for 100 billion

you have a username that is in the Irish language so I assume you Irish. I am Irish myself but I think due to the Catholic faith being so big in our upbringing and Ireland being still a very conservative country bound to the Church many Irish women would say no to this.

As I said upthread I'd do it definitely and was raised as a Catholic but I'd have to wait until my parents died as they are Religious and are highly conservative. It would crush them.

Ceart 😁

Although to be honest it's also to do with my complete lack of body confidence that no amount of money can would entice me to do it.

LindorDoubleChoc · 05/01/2023 19:42

What a strange question. All the zillions of people who have done a porn movie for their next bag of smack or a few hundred dollars. Why is 100 million quid even in the question?

DuchessOfDisco · 05/01/2023 19:44

For £100,000,000? Yes I would. That is a seriously life changing amount of money that would not only provide financial stability for the rest of my life, but also my children’s, and grandchildren’s and great grandchildren’s lives. For a 20minute video? Where do I sign up?

RambamThankyouMam · 05/01/2023 19:45

Lesbian porn, maybe.

5128gap · 05/01/2023 19:45

Yes, no question. We've all got our price (and you could knock a few noughts off that for mine!)😂

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:45

Ceart 😁
Although to be honest it's also to do with my complete lack of body confidence that no amount of money can would entice me to do it

I live in England now and will say I like how the English are much more liberal in things like this. There is still a smothering sense of conservatism in Ireland and Catholic guilt. I had it growing up, my parents would forbid my adult brother to take off his top in the dead of summer sunbathing in the garden.

Mu mum and dad were like something from a Victorian novel and so were some of my siblings. Sex and nudity was evil and so many Irish people (namely woman) had such an unhealthy relationship/view towards sex and nudity.

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:49

All the zillions of people who have done a porn movie for their next bag of smack or a few hundred dollars. Why is 100 million quid even in the question

because if you were to quote a standard fee most people would say no as it's a job with such a big stigma and controversy attached to it. By quoting a life changing sum makers it interesting as you will test how people will do it at the expense of their pride/reputation etc.

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PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 05/01/2023 19:50

I'd do it for less than that!

No one would watch it anyway once they saw my saggy middle-aged self on the cover 😁

backtomeagain · 05/01/2023 19:51

Yes

Livelovebehappy · 05/01/2023 19:51

Yep. And I’d be happy to do it for far less if it was with a Brad Pitt look-a-like. Although the guy would have to be into the more mature woman with droopy breasts, a mum tum and thighs like tree trunks…..

whatwasIgoingtosay · 05/01/2023 19:52

I'd do it for that money, but the thought of then having to go on Oprah, etc. promoting the movie would make me seriously unhappy - more so than making the movie, I'm sure.

creamcoffee · 05/01/2023 19:52

er yes

creamcoffee · 05/01/2023 19:52

i will do it for the larger lady body image positivity!

Harrysarseinthedogbowl · 05/01/2023 19:53

Are you bringing cash or will it be bank transfer? I assume it won't take more than half a day.

NotQuiteUsual · 05/01/2023 19:54

Oh 1000% I'll even bring out a shit book about maintaining a healthy sex life while managing a job and a family. I'll launch a range with Lovehoney. Start an onlyfans to capitalise on the hype/few that find sagging middle agers sexy. I'll go on I'm a celebrity in a few years time and people will say oh it's that chubby bird who did that awkward porn film.

Oysterbabe · 05/01/2023 19:55

I'd do it. There's very little I wouldn't do for enough money to mean I can stop doing a job I despise.