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For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

403 replies

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 18:53

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:25

I think so yes, it's probably be humiliating for a little while and then everyone would just kinda forget about it and move on and I'd be 100m richer so

it's not the kind of thing people would forget though, it would really stay with you forever. Ofcourse some people wouldn't care in the least about that and I suppose that's based on the family you have and the friends you keep and how much you value their opinion. I have a friend that does porn and their mum is fine with it but my mum would flip.

Ofcourse the option with money like that is that you could move away after it and start again.

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tiredmama23 · 05/01/2023 19:25

I'd do it for a lot less tbh 😂

ZiriForEver · 05/01/2023 19:26

Yes, if I had a big say in the content, overall approach and could work with my real partner.

I am not sure anyone would really want to watch it, but...

girlmom21 · 05/01/2023 19:26

LaurieFairyCake · 05/01/2023 19:24

Totally wouldn't care about my parents or kids watching it - none of them would care

But my clients ShockShockShock or my Co-workers ShockShockShock

You won't need clients when you've got that kind of money!

Stressfordays · 05/01/2023 19:27

Yep, even though I'd lose my actual career for it. As for my kids, doubt they'd care what their Mum did if she was a millionaire 🤣

LoveAHolidayOrTwo · 05/01/2023 19:27

Yep, I’d do
it for a million and buy my DC a home each.

BliainNua · 05/01/2023 19:27

Nope, not even for 100 billion.

DemBonesDemBones · 05/01/2023 19:28

I'd do it for 1 million 😆

Butchyrestingface · 05/01/2023 19:28

Waiting for the OP to come back and say

okay, so would you do it for a fiver?

Think someone else already got in there first with this joke though.

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:28

Totally wouldn't care about my parents or kids watching it - none of them would care
But my clients ShockShockShock or my Co-workers

how old are your kids? I thought that kids,namely male offspring would be mortified although with a mum worth 100 million it might ease that humiliation.

As for your clients and coworkers-why care? You will have a 100 million and never have to work again,

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Mushroomlady · 05/01/2023 19:28

Is that you, Harry?

aoibhacado · 05/01/2023 19:28

yes.

Spacebears · 05/01/2023 19:29

Oh absolutely. That's a life changing amount of money.

Chatrattoria · 05/01/2023 19:29

Can I keep my socks on?

elm26 · 05/01/2023 19:29

There's not a lot I wouldn't do for that kind of money 😂 so yes.

minticecreamisjustok · 05/01/2023 19:29

Yes if I can wear a wig

Goosefatroasts · 05/01/2023 19:29

Only if my dad was dead 😂😂

Mamoun · 05/01/2023 19:30

No never

MumofHorace · 05/01/2023 19:30

Luredbyapomegranate · 05/01/2023 19:04

and Willy.

Together.

With Meg in charge of the sexdrobe and Kate managing props.

<crying with laughter>

Soubriquet · 05/01/2023 19:30

Yes. I don’t even like sex that much. But I do love the money

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:31

Nope, not even for 100 billion

you have a username that is in the Irish language so I assume you Irish. I am Irish myself but I think due to the Catholic faith being so big in our upbringing and Ireland being still a very conservative country bound to the Church many Irish women would say no to this.

As I said upthread I'd do it definitely and was raised as a Catholic but I'd have to wait until my parents died as they are Religious and are highly conservative. It would crush them.

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SomeCommonThing · 05/01/2023 19:32

Am certain someone would pay me 100m to NOT do a porn movie.

OnTheRoadAgain1 · 05/01/2023 19:35

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:08

For all the people saying yes do you have children? and would your parents care?>

I wouldn't do it BECAUSE I have children. I would be able to give them a great life but everyone would know how the money was made! My teen sons would never speak to me again!

Otherwise, I would. I wouldn't care what my parents thought as I'm not close to them. I'd then get plastic surgery and dye my hair so no one recognised me and hope H and M were still giving interviews to take the heat of me😂

OnTheRoadAgain1 · 05/01/2023 19:35

*off

Giggorata · 05/01/2023 19:35

Yes, it would be life changing.
It would be a niche market, I think only those dedicated to Granny porn would be remotely interested.
Perhaps I would be able to diet first and glam myself up a bit with a wig and make up, so no one would think it was me…

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