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For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 18:53

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

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PotteringAlonggotkickedoutandhadtoreregister · 05/01/2023 19:11

Yup. And for a lot less than £100 million

LightSpeeds · 05/01/2023 19:12

icelollycraving · 05/01/2023 18:56

I don’t think anyone would pay me to do porn. Unless it was a niche for a chubby knackered knocking 50 year old, then yes probably.

😂

CuntyMcBollocks · 05/01/2023 19:13

Absolutely I would for that money

Bemyclementine · 05/01/2023 19:13

I'd do 2

girlmom21 · 05/01/2023 19:14

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:08

For all the people saying yes do you have children? and would your parents care?>

If my parents aren't giving me £100m they don't get a say.

gettingolderandgrumpier · 05/01/2023 19:14

for 100 million absolutely as a one off then I’d go off with my 100 million and hope no one I know sees it .
I think I’d do anything as long as not illegal for 100 million.
actually I’d do it for 1 million
although I doubt very much I’d be be paid anywhere near that amount.

MintChocCornetto · 05/01/2023 19:15

Yes.

Probably the most anon way to make 100 mil - no one's gonna be looking at my face in the film are they 😂

gettingolderandgrumpier · 05/01/2023 19:15

MintChocCornetto · 05/01/2023 19:15

Yes.

Probably the most anon way to make 100 mil - no one's gonna be looking at my face in the film are they 😂

😂 good point

Refreshmentsanyone · 05/01/2023 19:16

Yes. I am worth 100 million.

ginghamstarfish · 05/01/2023 19:16

Yes, not sure anyone would want to see it, but for that money I could buy a private island and never have to see a human again.

IncompleteSenten · 05/01/2023 19:16

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:08

For all the people saying yes do you have children? and would your parents care?>

I do and they'd be making lists of stuff I could buy them.

Ditto my mum.

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:17

Probably the most anon way to make 100 mil - no one's gonna be looking at my face in the film are they

nope you have to shamelessly promote it in the way sharon stone promoted basic instinct or demi moore promoted striptease. It will have massive promotion.

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PeekAtYou · 05/01/2023 19:18

Yes. I haven't got a partner which helps

LaurieFairyCake · 05/01/2023 19:18

With that kind of promotion you could NEVER get away from the humiliation

I would HATE it

Even if I gave all my money to charity I couldn't buy my self respect back as an anti-porn feminist

Catoneverychair · 05/01/2023 19:19

Probably. I could totally afford plastic surgery for a new face afterwards and live off the rest.

MintChocCornetto · 05/01/2023 19:20

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:17

Probably the most anon way to make 100 mil - no one's gonna be looking at my face in the film are they

nope you have to shamelessly promote it in the way sharon stone promoted basic instinct or demi moore promoted striptease. It will have massive promotion.

Well in that case 100 mill will pay for a lot of cosmetic surgery 🤣

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 19:20

Yes. I haven't got a partner which helps

I thought peoples greatest obstacles would be parents and kids. Interestingly I thought many partners would be ok with it if there was such huge money coming with it. I'd be fine with a dh/partner doing a porn if we were getting 100 million.

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unconventionalfrog · 05/01/2023 19:20

I think so yes, it's probably be humiliating for a little while and then everyone would just kinda forget about it and move on and I'd be 100m richer so..

C1N1C · 05/01/2023 19:21

Depends on the setup:

Me and wife - Yeah probably... but they most definitely wouldn't make their money back.

Me and another woman - No, I love her too much, although the wife would probably push me to do it with conditions... and a good million of that would no doubt go back to the poor young lady I've now kicked into depression!

Butchyrestingface · 05/01/2023 19:21

I'd do it for a fuck of a lot less than £100m. And the ensuing charm offensive on Oprah's sofa would bring a tear to a glass eye.

LaurieFairyCake · 05/01/2023 19:22

I wouldn't even appear on Naked Attraction or GOGGLEBOX for 100 million

All of this reality tv shit is humiliation

Tohaveandtohold · 05/01/2023 19:22

I’d do it but I’ll have to change my identity, do some plastic surgery to change my looks and move to a different place where I’m not known.

If Dh was on board then we’ll share 5 million between our parents and siblings for the shame we caused and we’ll go and start a new life somewhere else.
If he was not onboard, I’ll have to divorce him first before doing it. imagine having to pay him 50% when I did all the work and will live with the shame 😂

Leakingtoilet · 05/01/2023 19:23

Hell yeah. But it would be have to be for a very niche market considering I'm old and fat

LaurieFairyCake · 05/01/2023 19:24

Totally wouldn't care about my parents or kids watching it - none of them would care

But my clients ShockShockShock or my Co-workers ShockShockShock

MargieReen · 05/01/2023 19:25

Yes, absolutely.

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