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For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

403 replies

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 18:53

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

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coodawoodashooda · 25/04/2023 17:59

MrsBrandonspiano · 05/01/2023 19:08

I'd do a box set for that.

That is so funny!

Sauvblanctime · 25/04/2023 18:12

I’d do it for 1 million lol

5128gap · 25/04/2023 19:07

A fraction of that would set my family up for life. The rest I could use for work that matters to me and changes lives for the better. And I'd have enormous respect for myself for doing something I'd hate to earn it. And anyone judging my 'morality', I'd be judging right back.

Johnisafckface · 25/04/2023 22:29

I definitely would. The only hesitation is the promoting part as I'm not good in front of cameras but I figure I could drink a little liquor to handle that. 😂

ImAGoodPerson · 25/04/2023 23:14

ImAGoodPerson · 25/04/2023 17:48

Yes definitely, as long as I have time to duet first

Just noticed the typo, obv diet first 😂

HeyJudeNanananana · 25/04/2023 23:15

Absolutely

hereiamagainn · 26/04/2023 00:53

Nope

BinkyBeaufort · 26/04/2023 22:09

I'd do it for 1 million, safe in the knowledge that hardly anyone would want to see my 70 year old wrinkly carcass in action.

Mamoun · 27/04/2023 09:51

I wouldn't.
Watching it makes me sick: doing it 🤢!!!!!

I guess I am privileged financially so it's hard to answer as I don't really need that money. I don't have £100 million of course but enough to be happy & comfortable.

Mamoun · 27/04/2023 09:54

CandlelightGlow · 25/04/2023 13:51

Obviously I would, for £100 million? Assuming I get to pick the partner in the video!

It would be several partners at the same time. Good luck!

OlympicProcrastinator · 27/04/2023 09:56

No but only because I’m a mum. Would have done beforehand.

No money would be worth ruining my relationship with my children.

Butitsnotfunnyisititsserious · 27/04/2023 10:13

Definitely.

CandlelightGlow · 27/04/2023 14:34

SocksAndTheCity · 25/04/2023 15:18

You're forgetting that the anti sex/porn/prostitution folks don't consider adult women to be capable of deciding with whom they have sex and why unless their decision suits their narrative, hence stupid expressions like 'prostituted' as if any sex for payment is always something that is done 'to' women and the women themselves can't possibly have had a say in it.

They never have an answer as why this doesn't seem to apply to any other paid work, as if the rest of the world just do their jobs out of altruism Hmm

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Exactly!

And by "autonomy" they mean "what I perceive as being an okay reason to do something".

CandlelightGlow · 27/04/2023 14:34

Mamoun · 27/04/2023 09:54

It would be several partners at the same time. Good luck!

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Challenge accepted 😅

StarlightLady · 28/04/2023 20:55

I've had my regular Hollywood wax one week early, refreshed the condom supply in my top drawer, got my kit off, but still the contract has not arrived!! 'Must have got held up in the post 😂😂😂.

Momtotwokids · 28/04/2023 20:56

I would have to pay.

Dunnoburt · 28/04/2023 21:01

For 100 million smackers I'd eat freshly laid dog shit!!!!....so um yes!.....

Rinkydinkydoodle · 28/04/2023 21:02

I would, because I could change a lot of peoples’ lives with £100m. I do have parents and kids, but I don’t think the ten year old would see it for a while yet and I doubt my folks would catch it unless it’s going to be on right after Vera.

Dunnoburt · 28/04/2023 21:05

In fact.....I'd probably do it just to pay the mortgage off 😅🤣🤣

Erex · 28/04/2023 21:07

Weirdly, I've thought about this before and genuinely - no, not even for £1 billion.

Mum2jenny · 28/04/2023 21:11

I’d do it for 10 million, but I don’t think the viewers would be too impressed with the pictures/ video!

Idratherbepaddleboarding · 28/04/2023 21:20

I would for sure!

qksjfvfghbds · 28/04/2023 21:40

No. Not ever, firstly I'm too fat but also, for me my private life is far more important. My anxiety would be through the roof having people looking at me knowing they'd seen my foof 😱

Beezknees · 28/04/2023 21:43

Yep, it would have to be on my terms though. No anal sex. I'm overweight so doubt many people would want to watch it.

CarrotCake01 · 28/04/2023 22:05

I'd love to say no buuttt ... maybe 🤷🏼‍♀️

Are you offering OP?! You happen to have just come into some money and you're looking for a worthy person to share it with it 😉

Like Willy Wonka's Golden Ticket

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